1. Vinci Jr is a striker. He earns superclub wages but wants more. 2. Real Madrid have a striker. They pay superclub wages & won't pay more. 3. Arsenal want a striker, but can't pay superclub wages. Look at the diagram. Of (1) (2) & (3) above, who are: A. The angler? B. The fish? C. The worm?

(electric) punting on the Thames with Jo and my son...

"Yet again the working class is left out" says Mr Tait.

Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains

Hummingbird hawk moth at Kingston Bagpuize House...

Shame. Where are all the dragons when you need them?

But how on earth can this be happening?

I was prepared to be sympathetic until I read the first sentence of the article...

Which turns into 750ml of mango chilli and lime sauce/marinade, plus a few left over to have with ice cream if we get this heatwave they're promising 🤔😎

It's mango season in the Asian food markets in East Oxford!

🚨New pub in the area! 🚨 Snacks in the Black Horse, Gozzards Ford, nr Abingdon: Pea and truffle scotch eggs and charred vegetable piccalilli ❤️🔥

Cue the test card ...

This one?

The Champions League trophy. It's not for everyone...

Just curious... Has anyone ever seen Wes Streeting and "Tommy Cockless" Robinson in the same room together?

The White Hart in Fyfield. Best food in Oxfordshire ♥️

...So I was hunting in upstate California, and I shot a bear. And I strapped him onto the fender of my car...

Bluebells and wild garlic in The Holt...

And lo, God did send his only Son... To get the crucial breakthrough before half time.

These guys probably. And the bots, lots and lots of bots...

smdh from beyond the grave

Don't make me tap the sign...

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

"And this time... HE'S ANGRY!"