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david@redconversation· 1d

too much

A photo that looks like a pan filled with rice, sliced chicken, and veggies (peas, carrots, corn, bell peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, and snow peas) it is a wok. A full sized wok. This should feed 8.

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david@redconversation· 8d

huh...

screenshot of a dm telling me that @craigsbrittain.com has added me to his list titled "Zionists / Israel" moderation list.

david@redconversation· 16d

first time i've seen a term double trending

today's trending on bsky listed as "wildfires", "wwe", "wwe", "spider-man", "kevin owens"

david@redconversation· 23d

oh flock is getting desperate

screenshot of the Los Angeles Times with the headline: LAPD suspends use of Flock surveillance cameras over privacy issues followed by a image of focusing on a protest sign demanding "get the flock out". Captioned: A protester holds a sign urging the LAPD to end its partnership with Flock Safety during a demonstration in front of police headquarters in downtown Los Angeles on March 3, 2026. (Genaro Molina / Los Angeles Times).

This story was written by Dakota Smith, Staff Writer and published on July 11, 2026 7:33 PM PT

A screenshot of the Flock website where they're hiring a Public Affairs Manager, Southern California. Text of a section titled The Opportunity reads:
"
We are seeking a Public Affairs Manager to play a critical role in engaging with external stakeholders to enhance public safety in our communities. Reporting to the Director of Public Affairs, this role will focus on collaborating with cross-functional partners to engage with local elected officials, grassroots/grasstops organizations, and community leaders. You will represent Flock Safety externally, including regularly speaking at city council meetings, help build credibility across a variety of stakeholder audiences, develop meaningful partnerships, and elevate the voices of our customers and those who benefit from our tools to help advance our strategic policy objectives.

The ideal candidate is a strategic thinker and skilled communicator who thrives in complex landscapes, excels at relationship-building, and is passionate about amplifying Flock Safety’s mission and impact.

You must be in the Los Angeles, California area to be considered."

david@redconversation· 25d

telling my babies good morning

Mai Bae Bee, a gold and white cat, laying on his side on a sofa, kind of just staring off into the distance

The Criminal, a slender gray tabby looking ahead curiously and their mother, a white, gray, and orange dilute calico who appears to be side-eying tge camera suspiciously.

david@redconversation· Jun 28

omg it's bad enough to show up when you shouldn't, but also bringing something so profoundly uninspired beyond words

david@redconversation· Jun 22

Screenshot of an autoplaying video titled "Severe storms leave a path of destruction in Oklahoma." In the captured frame a weatherman is standing in front of a feed of several fires next to a road.

david@redconversation· Jun 22

never wanted to see two 70 year olds fight more than I did after that disambiguation.

screenshot of wikipedia reading: Keith David, not to be confused with David Keith (actor)

david@redconversation· Jun 20

today in cursed job titles:

Cropped screenshot of a corporate job board focusing on a role titled "AI Enablement Engineer"

david@redconversation· Jun 20

three images showing the algae growth in the reflecting pond above an image of Doctor Ian Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum, in the 1993 film Jurassic Park, subtitle under him reading "Life finds a way."

david@redconversation· Jun 16

just an incredible set of choices for democrats in oklahoma today

Democratic primary ballot in Oklahoma. Governor candidates listed as ARYA, CYNDI MUNSON, and CONNIE JOHNSON.

A screenshot of the candidate's website, it is a mountain of black text in three progressively smaller columns on a white background, which begins: "Arya is a candidate for governor. My federal Constitutional rights under the First Amendment, Fourth Amendment, and Eighth Amendment were violated by the State of Oklahoma. I spoke at a school board meeting about the bible and debate class, then two Norman policemen were sent to find me at a house on the next day. They banned me from school board meetings. After the policemen departed, I reported the statutory misdemeanor crime to Attorney General Drummond with specific reference to Oklahoma Open Meeting Act Section 314, accompanied by evidence in the form of a certified letter from Norman Public Schools. I received no response whatsoever. Weeks later, uniformed policemen from the same police department pulled up my boxers while abducting me from a bathroom at the same..." only to get progressively weirder including such sentences as "Oklahoma is not Tejas. The General Counsel of Stone Ridge Asset Management, Jim Rothwell, materially lied to me in response to a message where I specifically wrote the text “Rule 10b5 Section C of the Exchange Act (17 CFR § 240.10b-5-c)” in a four-sentence email regarding correspondence from Mark Brannum. Here is wisdom! Solomon is a man numbered 666 in the bible. There is wisdom!" and "Solomon is a priest after the order of Melchizedek. Mandal will go to Hell for twenty-two days as the Earth rotates, and then he will be retrieved from Hell by Sepehr who will not be hurt by the molten core of Earth. I kept my word exactly by making butter chicken another night when Mohammad Ali preferred a hamburger for the night that Kamala did not win in 2024."

A screenshot of Connie Johnson's website which shows the following warning: YOUR CONNECTION IS NOT PRIVATE. Attackers might be trying to steal your information from www.cnjohnson.net (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). Learn more about this warning
net::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID"

david@redconversation· Jun 9

feels like this cycle's frequency is increasing, right?

screenshot of a youtube news recommendations, showing two thumbnails. The first "Iran and Israel say attacks halted on war's 101st day." from CBS Minnesota, 1 hour ago. The second is "WH 'on alert' after strikes between Israel and Iran threaten to 'derail' peace talks." NBC news, 39 minutes ago.

david@redconversation· Jun 7

thanks for the alert, I'm aware

screenshot of an email reading "Your credit card balance went up. It looks like your credit card use is up to 50% or more since last month*"

david@redconversation· Jun 6

these boys

two cats, laying facing each other on a pile of blankets. One is a slender tabby and one is larger, fluffier, with white and yellow fur. The big boy's leg is over the tabby's hip, and their forepaws are on top of each other.

david@redconversation· Jun 1

i can't unsee it

mordecai from regular show, who is a humanoid cartoon blue jay.

david@redconversation· May 29

I can't move, she's watching the tv

A dilute calico laying on my arm, eyes transfixed on something odd screen. The reflection of a rectangular display visible in her eyes

david@redconversation· May 29

looking at oklahoma, as always, reveals how careless this administration is being with, you know, human lives

a screenshot of the awful racist white house "aliens" website cropped to focus on a series of location names, including Oklahoma City, OK. Oklahoma City Oklahoma, OK. and Oklaoklahoma City, OK

david@redconversation· May 28

*nervous laughter*

photo of an invoice i finally opened for an emergency room visit on 5/13/26

photo of the same invoice, other side of the page where it reads "patient balance" $1,350

david@redconversation· May 25

very disappointed in these three for giving up way too easy instead of catching that damn moth that got in

Three cats laying on a sofa. From left to right: Mai Bae Bee, who is white and yellow, wearing a black collar; Mr. Crimes, a slender gray tabby, and their mother, a dilute calico i once rescued from a life in the alleyway.

david@redconversation· May 23

the manager is watching

a hand on a mouse in the foreground, poorly lit in the background, a white and yellow cat peering up through the gap between the tray and the desk top.

david@redconversation· May 15

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Photo of my arm with an IV inserted and taped down. I had to have for three days straight.

david@redconversation· May 15

The six 90s power rangers, wearing their classic suits in yellow, blue, green, red, black, and pink

david@redconversation· May 8

wish my cats a happy birthday. they're two today

Mai Bae Bee, a white and golden cat with blue eyes, sitting upright and looking to the right. age 2

Mai Bae Bee, age 2 weeks, a white and and pink kitten who opened his eyes first, looking up at the camera.

Mr. Crimes, age 2, a slender gray tabby with white socks, a white chest, and green eyes laying on a blanket, looking at the cameraman.

Mr. Crimes, age 2 weeks, a tiny tabby kitten who wandered out of his huddle and is looking up and yelling for aid.

david@redconversation· Apr 30

which of the these men looks more like a he'd do a murder?

Joe Buchanan, a old man with a biker mustache and a white cowboy hat, standing outside a brick building, mouth open as if laughing

Rick Vernon, a man with a blue tartan suit and red tie. He's on a background of a red Oklahoma flag, not the red Oklahoma flag, but the current blue flag, if it were put under a red overlay. He is bald and looking directly into the camera.

david@redconversation· Apr 20

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david@redconversation· Apr 16

forbidden

david@redconversation· Apr 16

be the sickos you want to see in the world

sickos meme image. described by wikipedia as "a disheveled man wearing a black shirt labeled "Sickos", grinning through a window and saying, "Yes… Ha ha ha… Yes!""

david@redconversation· Apr 15

I'd say it feels politically motivated but i shudder to think what politics lead here

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david@redconversation· Apr 15

"cultural references"