www.mercurynews.com/2026/07/14/c... Just reading this headline made my guts bubble a little.

Did you catch that or is this a known thing? Because it's pretty crazy the AP didn't seem to catch that too.

I love this NZ camaraderie 🇳🇿but I'm also sad for the reason. 😞 He was a Real One.

Sand batteries seem so cozy.

Here's to simpler times 🍻

They got off EASY. Just like they all do. (See california milk scandals). www.ftc.gov/advice-guida...

*chucks phone into ocean *

No, Eugene, there's fucking not.

This clown sounds like he's got MAGA DNA for sure.

sad pug face

Fact check: accurate! 😄

After all, that trillionaire looks like one big raw turkey

(Credit to peanutbutter.sandcastle on insta)

Pretty sure I've heard this construction worker joke before. #Kennedy

This is my favorite greatest hits album lol

Who wants to explain to this guy what a capitalist actually is.

I just want to remind everyone in California that we get 2 hours paid time off by law to vote on Tuesday. A lot of employers require advanced notice so take advantage of this and use that time to actually get there and vote! 🇺🇸 (While they're still free and fair here.)

😂 *And any remaining women must practice for the 4th of July Wet T-shirt Contest Extravaganza 🇺🇸 ⭐️ 🇺🇸 ⭐️ 🇺🇸

As a slight aside, that always makes me think of this 🃏

#Yesteryear By Caro Claire Burke I'm all over this like measles on a fundie

Fuck your propaganda

This was in the Mercury News a few days ago. Just check out the second line like what are we even doing

Has anyone started Margo's Got Money Troubles? I'm halfway through the first episode and I'm really hating the pro-life vibe in this show. I feel like the fundies have even gotten to Apple TV.

Quick someone invent chest tune

This is some Goonies Never Say Die sloth looking shit right here

Bruh

How did no one tell me about Pachinko on Apple TV+? And how has Apple TV+ not renewed it for a third season??? 😠 It's. So. Good. 🤩

Maybe we have the same kids