Panic! At the Rito

@reetus

Suffering from small dog owner’s delusion

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Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir reetus.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· 8d

I like the ads on the Guardian. A sense of mystique

An ad for a quiz to find out what kind of Jungian female archetype you are (sage, maiden, mystic, huntress, etc)

An AI picture of a golden retriever looking at a rotisserie chicken with the caption “When dogs eat chicken”

An AI picture of a small dog looking at a rotisserie chicken with the caption “When dogs eat chicken”

An AI picture of a jack Russell terrier looking at a rotisserie chicken with the caption “When dogs eat chicken”

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· 8d

San Pellegrino getting into engagement farming smdh

Picture of a San Pellegrino bottle with the text on the label: “What is a guilty pleasure you rarely admit?”

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· 22d

A tweet from @crushingbort:
Hmm well I’d say I’m fiscally conservative but socially very liberal. The problems are bad but their causes…their causes are very good
05/05/2014

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· 26d

My new favorite reply

A screenshot of Noel saying “essentially, Swan Boy! Essentially I am!”

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· 27d

I’m at the heat advisory. I’m at the air quality alert. I’m at the combination heat advisory/air quality alert.

A screenshot of the Apple weather app’s Severe Weather alert page. There is a warning for heat advisory and a warning for air quality

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jul 16

People enjoying Conny’s tonight with an evil sun

Picture of an intersection with an ice cream shop. The sky is hazy and sun is crazy

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jul 11

Today was brought to you by the number 5

A large sculpture of the number 5 in a park

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 30

Got a lovely mailer from Just The Pill with one sticker missing. I hope that a nice USPS person got to wear it

Pro abortion sticker sheet, one is missing

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 26

Sola Salons are a great place for peeping. Whatcha doing in there? might I see your decorations?

A poster of an illustration of an ICE agent falling on the ice that says “things are looking up… when there’s an officer down!” A second poster that says Minnesotan hearts don’t freeze”

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 22

Someone’s gotta put a stop to this

A screenshot of the spam calls I’ve gotten today

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 19

Anyone trying to get a new roof?

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 13

Plagued

A sweet little orange dog sitting on a blanket in a sunroom

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 11

I went to Bolé Ethiopian last night for dinner and a) the food was excellent b) they had the most charming and informative menu I’ve ever seen. for example

A picture of the menu with Bart Simpson that says “Hey kids! Did you know? The Simpsons once went out for Ethiopian food, loved it!”

Panic! At the Rito@reetus· Jun 10

I have no structural cycles in my life (like a school year) so the past two years I make a list of everything I want to do in a season then try to do it. It make me feel more in touch with the cycles of nature