the benefit of being at least a hundo you appreciate the classics

"we must needs acquire sufficient libations to become duly fucked up" and things of this nature (2026)

when i remember how to log into my blog it's over for you people (2026)

You appear to be undergoing a fairly severe mental health crisis, but it has made your posting much more interesting. (2026)

1,000 years of Cantor Thought!! (2026)

I think I’d be okay if I found myself in a dune type situation (2026)

what the fuck am i going to do for my birthday (2026)

paul took being a quirked up white boy to its tragic and inevitable conclusion, that’s just the game (2026)

I just, very reluctantly, signed up for TikTok, and all its documentation is engagement bait. "How to edit a video" is "Unleash your creativity by edit a video!" "How to update your password" is "Unleash your creativity with these 8 password tips!" (2026)

We keep assuming there will be this thing called history. (2026)

Sad how the first thing we ask when we meet someone new is what they do for a living. As though insurance fraud defines me. (2026)

Fine, I’ll be the courageous figure asking the question everyone else is too timid to ask: What’s Culver’s? (2026)

Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone (2026)

my "app" will never be "topped" or "loaded" vile (2026)

Open this app and every other day I am greeted with the online equivalent of a Shishi’s death poem from some guy who just reads emails all day (2026)

american century,,, baby! (2026)

come back with your reposts or upon them (2026)

you either die a poaster, or live long enough to become the ratioed (2026)

AI got people on here sephiroth posting like Tobias Fünke about how maybe using the master’s tools, this time, will work out (2026)

im actually immune from posters hubris maybe even more immune than the gods actually (2026)

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i don't know what that is! a The Format™️ tutorial of the year edition (2026)

some of you exhibit troubling behaviour on here that makes me concerned for your well being but then i remember you're all just fictional entities dreamed up by this telephone i purchased from the apple incorporated company in cupertino california usa (2026)

i believe it is time to eat 50mg of thc (2026)

Palantir is Oracle wearing a Scooby Doo mask. (2026)

European century, it is, I guess (2026)

I do think there is an account on here that is rather suspicious and if you were paranoid you would think matches the behavior pattern of a known PRC intelligence collection technique (2026)

I don’t know that I can go on living knowing that we’re in a post-702 world (2026)

the 2026 world cup is basically the 1964 world's fair for hanging out (2026)

There is much ruin in a nation (2026)