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reni 🦌@reniadeb· 13d

lots of great options here if you're nonbinary and looking for a new name

screenshot from calendar:

Full Moon (Buck)
Wednesday, 29 July 15:35 15:35 In July, the Full Moon is the Buck Moon, named after the new antlers that emerge from a buck's forehead around this time of the year. It is also called Thunder Moon, Hay Moon, and (from pagan/medieval times) the Wyrt Moon. Moon/Astro

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 14d

workin' hard or har- yeah he's fallen asleep again

a white cat sits on a black kneeling chair that is positioned next to a wooden desk and on the wooden desk is various work paraphernalia such as an open laptop, post-it notes, a mug, and a vases of pens

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 18d

"the DJ's what? the DJ's what though?" i frantically scream, as the paramedics secure the last buckle of a straightjacket, before carrying me into an ambulance

a multicoloured poster for a club night that reads "MUSIC DJ'S EVENTS BEER AND PIZZA"

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 18d

so i'm hosting an anti social social book club! it's a virtual, hour-long reading group for people who want to read more but need a lil' low-pressure parallel play let's read together. separately. but we're all together. apart yet… you get the idea www.outsavvy.com/event/37833/...

the phrase "Anti-Social Social Book Club" in wavy shapes, coloured with an orange-yellow gradient on a light blue background that has the dark blue text of Aesop's Fables, "The Hare and the Tortoise"

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 18d

establish dominance at your next dinner party

screenshot from duolingo:

- translate this sentence
- ich esse alle kartoffeln
- i am eating all of the potatoes

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 20d

subliminal message from the letters

the word "PEGGED" and the letter Z in a tile set in NYT Crossplay

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 21d

they should prescribe karaoke on the NHS

A Norman Rockwell painting of a blue-collar man in a plaid shirt standing up boldly at a town meeting. He is surrounded by seated, attentive listeners in a wood-paneled room.

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 23d

okay everyone else shut the fuck up, me and chiitan are having A Moment

notification: "chiitan and 18 others liked your post"

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 26d

oh jackson pollock fish we're really in it now

beebee a white cat lays on a blue rug and rests his head on a catnip stuffed fish that is decorated in the style of Jackson Pollock with multicoloured splashes. his father could not resist a pun cat toy

reni 🦌@reniadeb· 28d

happy international nonbinary day from your favourite happy international nonbinary

a Black person stands smiling in sunlight, wearing gold hoop earrings, large green sunglasses, a white shirt under a blue shirt and a red cross body bag. they are throwing up a gang sign, nah just kidding, it's a peace sign because yes they are a millennial

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jul 12

choosing to believe nyt games team set today's letters just for the british players

new york times spelling bee, letters W G I N A E with K as the middle letter

word WANKING guessed, not in word list

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jul 9

low stakes conspiracy theory that the factory that makes curtain tie backs and the factory that makes bondage rope is in fact the same factory

a Black person's hand holding a bundle of metallic pink and red bondage rope

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jul 4

judging father for having a lie-in when i sleep almost 18 hours a day

beebee, a white cat with blue-green eyes and alert pink ears, stares at the camera while resting his head on his paw

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 26

when you're trying to hit the word count on an essay

a box labelled "12" (30cm) high velocity air circulator" sits on a blue gingham spread on a white table

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 22

if it's sunny and a day ending with "y", i will be on the beach

a smiling bald Black person lays on the beach wearing a blue and orange scuba top and sunglasses, the same bald Black person stands in a white bathroom wearing a blue and orange scuba top and bikini, the scuba top is very gender

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 20

which way, western man

photo of a set of road signs on a residential area, one sign says "humps for 330 yards" with an arrow pointing left, one sign says "humps for 310 yards" with an arrow pointing right

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 14

after breakfast tummy rubs

a fluffy white cat gets his tummy rubbed by a Black hand while reclining on a fluffy orange blanket, he paws at the blanket in kitty bliss

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 9

entered the world cup sweepstakes at work, got congo and new zealand which both have A VERY LOW CHANCE OF WINNING

Bronze Medal, also known as Third Place Celebration, is an exploitable image macro series depicting a man receiving a bronze medal on a podium during a sports event while overly celebrating and popping champagne despite coming in third. It's typically used as an object labeling macro with the bronze-medal winner being labeled as different things and the first- place and second-place winners labeled as someone or something who actually deserves the admiration or recognition.

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 9

has taken almost six months, but i'm delighted to announce today that i finally stood in the right bit of the train to be nearer to the station's exit to my workplace

screenshot from a linkedin image of a finger pressing a party emoji button on a keyboard with the text "celebrating an educational milestone" underneath

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 7

check out me new claws, baby's first chrome, so shiny

a Black hand with green chrome painted nails displayed on the furry belly of a fluffy white cat who looks fed up of my shit

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 2

the sweet face of a boy who has learnt nothing from this experience

a fluffy white cat with large green eyes looks right at the camera, he intends to eat a lemon

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 2

they are trying to annoy you, do not rise to i- WHAT KINDA FUCKASS AMERICA-CENTRIC CLUE IS THIS? DO THEY KNOW THESE GAMES ARE PLAYED WORLDWIDE? DO THEY?

screenshot from NYT mini crossword, crossword clue is "Banknotes across the Atlantic" and the first row of the QWERTY keyboard

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 2

this cloud is suckling in his sleep

a fluffy white cat sleeps on a green blanket on a green sofa

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 1

when the sauna guide says there's grapefruit oil in the ice ball they're about to put on the hot stones

SpongeBob is shown hovering almost sitting on a chair with the text "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT"

reni 🦌@reniadeb· Jun 1

me, when TFL says that the trains will run so super smoothly between tube strike days:

screenshot from American Horror Story, Moira O'Hara (Frances Conroy) expresses concerns that her body will be uncovered in the backyard when people start digging to install an underground pool. Constance Langdon (Jessica Lange) responds, "There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut."

edited so that "swimming pool" says "normal service"

reni 🦌@reniadeb· May 31

and harris dickinson should play george harrison, do i have to do everything myself

The ensemble cast includes:
Paul Mescal as Paul McCartney
Harris Dickinson as John Lennon
Joseph Quinn as George Harrison
Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr

reni 🦌@reniadeb· May 31

today's earworm (sorry)

flying tiger copenhagen in the teenage mutant ninja turtles title font

reni 🦌@reniadeb· May 29

gotta admire the grift of this vinted seller

screenshot from vinted of four items of clothing, each with a very cute cat sitting on or near the item

reni 🦌@reniadeb· May 29

forgot what was Good Thing and what was Bad Thing mere seconds after hitting the start button

screenshot of a pixel art game 'small caged mammal on the run', the caged mammal has hit a postman, i think, high score is 0042

reni 🦌@reniadeb· May 28

nice