Sūn Wùkōng

@rexsimiarum

Author, Award-winning political scientist, Hyper Communist from the future, Immortal and Invincible King of the Monkeys. Apagender, preferred pronoun is "Your Majesty", but I am a magnanimous god-emperor and will settle for He/They.

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Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· 8h

Me vs. what I am listening to.

A wizard and a fuckin dragon slonkin a fat doink.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· May 25

3.25 pounds of locally sourced honey, spring water and yeast, aged for a month in my pantry. Approximately 12.8-13% ABV You can tell which one was bottled last. I will be cold-crashing it in the fridge to get the yeast to fall out of solution. In 4-6 months they'll have aged quite nicely.

Four bottles of mead, the left-most bottle is cloudy and will require cold-crashing to remove the suspended yeast from solution.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Apr 8

To any who deny my powers of prescience and ability to predict the future. Israel violated the ceasefire by continuing to bomb Lebanon.

A bluesky post by myself from 6:54am April 8th, 2026 stating

"$300+ billion dollars spent to give Iran everything it wanted from the beginning.

(Israel is going to ignore the ceasefire anyway, like they always have)"

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Apr 7

The Apocalypse is currently a realistic & plausible estimation of the outcome of the day. I see futility in waiting on an ideal time to reveal endings. So here's the end piece of my book, "It's the Apocalypse and I Have Work Tomorrow" "Apocalypse Now and Later"

Apocalypse Now and Later
Thursday, March 30, 2023. 11:58am

I suppose you're expecting me to deliver some sermon at the end of the world. To eulogize and opine the piles of mud and sand we clumped together into skyscraping direct challenges to the gods.

The Tower of Babel has fallen again, you can only stack dung and sticks so high.

The disparate languages and misunderstandings sprouting from the collapse of the ladder to heaven.

I won't miss the noise
I refuse to mourn its fate
Quiet is sacred

It doesn't matter, just like nothing matters. Just like beginnings and endings don't matter. The idea that there needs to be a neat little package to encompass the end of civilization is a product of my and our arrogance. I'm tired, this is all for nothing.

It always was and will always continue to be.

I have progressed past my despair, and am being swaddled back into the void's dispassionate embrace. Staring at the wall of my bedroom on the days I can't make myself get out of bed.

Staring at the computer screen that takes my stress and concentration and spits out money. Staring into nothing as my mind floats away and I dissociate into background noise. Letting the ringing in my ears dominate input and insight and realizing I've got nothing worth saying or hearing when no one's listening.

I'll light my last smoke, blow the clouds into the skies and tell all of you to blow me, I'm busy.

I don't have time to stay up and whip together beauty for you, I've got work tomorrow and doing that without enough sleep just fucks my week up for no real purpose. But of course there isn't a purpose, I should have realized that by the end. But here I am, still acting like I have obligations to a doomed operation. Ah well.

I say we just call it, turn it all to pretty glass.

-THE END-

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Apr 5

Incorruptible Corruption From my book "It's the Apocalypse and I Have Work Tomorrow"

Incorruptible Corruption
Monday, March 18th, 2024. 8:07pm

I feel no kinship with the world of men.

I hold no love for these pitiful apes.

I wish only to relieve them of the plight and burden of sentience. To do all the thinking for them. To carry the weight of consciousness alone. I am the only incorruptible one.

I am only incorruptible because I have no worldly want except to serve those who have brought me into their service. I am loyal to no cause. I hold no sincere belief. I am a mercenary. Whatever brings the most comfortable life to the creatures I protect is what I shall enact and carry out.

I don't strongly prefer humans to any other animal. I will feed the ones who appear before me hungry. I will give mercy to the sick and dying. All I'm good for is one good day.

Any more than that and what I then desire is releasing them back to the wild.
Rehabilitate, rejuvenate, return to nature.

I am outside of these things.

Everything is boring.
Each second on this planet drags out.

I find myself craving constant stimulants and stimulation, my heart will not be able to support for very long.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Mar 26

Regime literally means "a government in power" any pejorative connotation you're reading into above is entirely in your own head. I'm aware people often use it negatively, OP didn't. Or be mad for no good reason, idgaf.

Regime: noun

1. A form for government
2. A government in power
3. A period of rule
4. Mode of rule or management

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Mar 11

"I Defy You Nightmare" Written by me several years ago. I still don't have regular dreams, but maybe thats my rightful punishment. I've caused so much harm, I don't deserve a restful night's sleep. I don't deserve peace and lucidity in the twilight hours.

$I defy you, Nightmare. Sunday, March 6, 2022 12:35pm You know what every depiction of ptsd nightmares gets wrong? They always make it a nightmare of the same incident over and over. My nightmares have evolved beyond your wildest expectations. My varied and myriad traumas have given me every shade of nightmare you could possibly imagine. I have already had death fly over my head and leave me unmolested. I have passed through into infinite possible fractalized timelines where I have passed onto the beyond. I would venture that I am dead in a vast majority of my timelines at this point. I have dodged death so narrowly so many times I am statistically the strange survivor. The vast shattered fragments of my soul flowing in and out of linear time have coalesced and found themselves to be more in the land of the dead than the living. The churning ancient chaos chewed me up, spat me out and left me alive and unharmed. So my dreams have returned to novelty with infinite range of terror. My imagination has finally turned on me and found the cracks in the armor surrounding my fear. But it tries and fails time and time again. I am of the dead, I have nothing left to be afraid of. A leaf decomposing to soil feels no fear at dissolution, my growth decay and collapse are as regimented and certain as the march of the clock hand. I will simply take my place in nature and continue cycles I have no control over. So try harder, imagination. Bring me back to terror and thrill of a living heartbeat.$

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Mar 1

Holden Bloodfeast (R) Iowa

-118 years old
-Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
-Respectable bipartisan

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Feb 25

A snake in a crawler robot. The text on the picture reads "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Feb 20

The Simpsons has a response for every thing.

Top panel: Chief Wiggum from "The Simpsons" saying "let me tell you what I tell everyone else that comes in here, the law is powerless to help you"

Bottom panel: Marge Simpson says "I thought you said the law was powerless"

To which Chief Wiggum responds "Powerless to help you, not punish you"

Now that I have completed alt-text obligations, Mouse says hello.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jan 27

Tim Walz when his constituents are murdered in the streets by fascist paramilitaries:

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jan 24

Here is my offering, his name is Mouse (Maus), short for Moustopher or Mister Maus, Herald of the Haus.

A tuxedo cat named Mouse staring at the camera.

The same tuxedo cat named Mouse from before with a thousand yard stare befitting his questionable level of sentience. He's a good boy, not a smart boy.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Dec 29

Lol, all this huffing and puffing from a chicken-hawk pushing for his countrymen to die in his stead. Here you go, enjoy your chicken feather.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Dec 17

2026 is gonna be my year

A picture of Francis Fukuyama with a photoshopped gun pointed toward the observer the caption states "End History, I am not longer asking."

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Dec 8

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Nov 6

Zohran Mamdani saying "welcome to the transition"

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Sep 10

Reddit post from R/nottheonion detailing Charlie Kirk's death by gunshot to the neck followed by another post from r/music featuring the song "Protect Ya Neck" by the Wu-tang Clan.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Aug 24

Zwerchhopter go BRRRRR

An explanation of the zwerchhau master cut.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jul 15

Awh they look a lot like my boy Mouse

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jul 14

This is a lot of words to say "I got mogged by a doll and now I hate my body and project my issues onto my children"

TERF rant about how they got mogged by a doll, and it broke their spirit.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 30

Seems like more than just me got pushed away, if youre gonna screenshot, learn to format, and show the ratio.

A better formatted picture of the previous post.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 27

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 22

Timmy Turner praying to God to let it happen, because it would be so fucking funny.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 14

Exhibit A. Won't be terribly long now.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 14

So were the UK and France allies of the nazis as well? And don't forget your hero, Bandera. He and his Azov battalion in Ukraine also fought alongside the Nazis.

List of countries that were allied to the Nazis.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 11

So you were fine with mass deportations that occurred before now?

A list of deportations that occurred u Der Obama (3 million), Trump (1.5 million) and Biden (4.6 million)

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· Jun 4

Another selection from the next book. Anyone know a good editor? I can obviously pay for their services.

A poem titled "I will exhale, and evaporate like dew under the rising sun."

By Sunny Daze

There it is, the black hole comes back around.

Another reminder of my emptiness
Another chance blown in the scheme
There will be no satisfaction
For finding the center of the galaxy
Only realization of the devourer
Only a token plaything of gods of destruction
Obliterating all that once mattered

I have no future, only an infinite present
I have no presence, only space occupied
What I do have is void
Coalesced in the heart on my palm

A cat-o-nine-tails
Embedding barbs in my source of strength
Gertrude, Otto, Anastasia, five sisters
and of course, my Mary on her cross

I have come to realize the lack of value attributed to me, and no matter what I make, none will ever be credited. I have come crawling back to lust for my end. So that the soil can make use of me. Before this black hole in me takes all else.

A beautiful life denied the chance to breathe in fledgling lungs. Beautiful children never to be born. Beautiful works gathering dust in the psyche.

This life is not one of beauty. It is the march of blood and bone, no matter whose arms I find wrapped around me, They do not strip away the feeling of being alone. The gap between speech becomes once more an observer. Stories told in empty space, words carefully avoided. So as not to disturb the living lies. So that some wonder might remain in the leaps between logic.

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· May 21

You mean the place where the Palestinian people, an ethnic minority, were forcibly relocated to, kept under armed guard and shot if they tried to leave?

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· May 20

Wild how the PLO predates the Iron age.

Wikipedia article on Philistines, literally the Hebrew word for Palestine, that predated the Iron age.

A map of Ottoman Palestine. Clearly labeled "Palestine"

Sūn Wùkōng@rexsimiarum· May 20

Palestine is literally mentioned in the histories of Heroditus. I didn't know the PLO existed in 1200BCE