How d’ya like these apples?

Is this the sort of thing you like?

And isn’t she a *cute* puppy?

I was trying to win a stripping contest

Can you tell I was wearing a bucket hat earlier

Apparently my ass has a lot of jiggle to it

Just these old things again

I’m going to bed, so I’m just gonna leave these here for the night. Don’t mind me!

Leave me alone long enough and I start getting some funny ideas

Well? Get to work

Do you wanna see how dirty my bathroom mirror is

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Hey, still awake?

They’re calling it the laziest Sunday of all time

Weeeellll I’d say that’s about the end of the road for that top

I’m very familiar with The Mark. I made this the other day talking to a friend

POV: I just found you in the couch cushions and it’s way too dark

No way am I doing this on main but I’m dying to answer

I’m putting Sex out of business

My wife draw this, I love it so much

Hey, there you are!

Well how bout that

Hey How bout this

I got squeamish about main but why not slip in over here? C’moooon I know you wanna slap me around a lil

Tell you what I love, it’s this little fucker

Alright, alright. If you insist

Fuck it. This much I will do. Here’s me, there are many mes but this me is mine

I need ‘em bigger damn it

Got a decent little hill here

See?