Rhinan Laville

@rhinanlaville

Gen X Nerd. I 🧡 🎃. D&D & pro wrestling are for EVERYONE! Moon venerator. Southern frame of reference, Midwestern sky. My middle name should be Prurience. #NEISvoid #chronicillness Fix your hearts or die. He/Him

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Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Jul 4

Decades later, I don't know if he does this shit because he's being facetious - which partly fits his style - or if he's showing off being a capricious LOLTrump voter - which is also his style. Dressing like this is another way I am NOT like him.

My own brother, a goddamn, shit-sucking LOLTrump voter (unconfirmed but likely true).

Picture is of a fucking white guy, wearing a pair of ugly ass brown shoes, a pair of Trump socks with Trump overcomb fringe hanging off the tubes, and a pair of blue shorts.

The shorts are adorned with firework bursts, American flags, bald eagles drinking from iconic red plastic picnic cups, while sitting on blue drums. The drums are likely beer kegs, but the drums look just like oil drums. When combined with the Trump socks, this fucking white guy doesn't deserve the benefit of the doubt.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Jun 25

What cassette tape did you wear out?

Wayne's World, Movie Soundtrack - Various Artists

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Jun 12

We're not gonna take it No, we ain't gonna take it! We're not gonna take it, anymore!

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· May 6

I had that T-shirt in high school because I was a special sort of teenage shithead with $15.

An eBay screenshot of a hanging white T-shirt that says "Weekly World News" - the 1990s tabloid - in the upper left corner with the bolded headline "12 U.S. Senators Are Space Aliens". It's accompanied by twelve headshots of US Senators and blurbs like "Shocking confessions rock nation's capital". It's close to the actual cover page of that issue of the sensationalist rag (complimentary).

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· May 5

I had something momentous happen today, and because you're my friends, I want to share it with you:

My odometer hit eighty thousand and eighty five miles today.
aka BOOBS
Part of me will always be stuck in fifth grade humor.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Apr 29

Between this and the visualizers, I didn't need drugs! (I also couldn't afford anything but cigarettes and cheap vodka, but that's a different story.)

The TubeAmp skin for WinAmp. It made me feel like I was fiddling with a vacuum tube guitar amp 🤘🏼

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Apr 10

When the world is going to Hell, make deviled eggs.

First attempt at deviled eggs.

10 deviled eggs on a rooster deviled egg platter.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Apr 3

Ooh, y'all, my quarterly Mustard Museum box got here today!

Flyer inside the box for my quarterly Mustard of the Month club, from The National Mustard Museum in Middleton, Wisconsin.

The mustards are Honey Acres Honey Dill Mustard, Ringhand's Beer Mustard, and Bucky Badger Honey Mustard.

Ask me if you have any further questions!

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Feb 17

For the record, the best King Cakes I've ever had are from this place, where they have the recipe DOWN PAT:

A king-like cake from Camellia City Bakery in Slidell, LA. It's a label with their bakery stamp. The web address is king cakes dot com. This was Christmas, so the cake was decorated in white frosting with Christmas color sprinkles and, if I remember, pineapple bits? The cake recipe was the perfect balance of bread, cinnamon, and sugar for a king cake.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Feb 11

It's under Accessibility:

If you turn that first button on, it'll tell you that you have to put something in Alt Text before posting. Most of us use it because the reminder is extremely helpful, and also, it becomes part of the process - like buckling up before putting a car in gear.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Feb 10

I had this saved from October 2025. So did expectations meet reality? Now we know!

Meme that says Super Bowl Halftime Menu, referring to SuperBowl 60 on 2-8-26. The meme is from the announcement around October 2025.

One picture says Bad Bunny and it's a dish of food representing Puerto Rico.

The other picture says Turning Point USA and it's blanched white chicken that is the same color as the unseasoned white rice it's sitting in. That's all in a skillet on a white stove top.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Feb 10

My fat hand, wearing a thumb brace because I was playing Undisputed on PlayStation. I'm a "punches in bunches" inside-fighter type and I really jam those face buttons. Now my whole arm hurts. I can't even do video-game sports properly!

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Feb 3

A basic movie poster for the 2010 movie Super, starring Rainn Wilson and Elliot Page. It's a different take on the idea of a common superhero. And Nathan Fillion is in it, too - it IS a James Gunn film. And my close second for best non-DC/Marvel superpowered film is another Gunn film: Brightburn.

A basic movie poster for the 2010 movie Super. It's a superhero film starring Rainn Wilson and Elliot Page. It's a different take on the idea of a common superhero. And Nathan Fillion is in it, too. It's a James Gunn film. And my close second for best non-DC/Marvel superpowered film is another Gunn film: Brightburn.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Jan 15

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

It's the cover of the US version of Culdcept on PlayStation 2. A woman has a weird horn hat, cards are coming at you, and there's faces of monsters in the background that are hard to see.

It was kinda like Pokemon meets Monopoly.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Dec 4

Didn't I collect this from you?

A blue Dark Order influenced emblem that reads, "AEW on Bluesky, Join Us" on the outside.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Dec 2

I have something for this, found amongst Discord channels:

Picture of a succubus demon, sitting on a mound of skulls and snakes, against a red and green background. The text overhead reads, "No Nut November is a conspiracy created by Succubi to ensure a good winter harvest."

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Nov 29

Nightmare Blunt Rotation

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Nov 27

*👏, 👏, 👏, 👏, 👏👏-👏👏: * DOG SHOW!

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Nov 17

Having a chronic illness is so bizarre because you're basically praying for bad test results just to finally get some answers.

Found on social media, credited to justgowithbri

Credit to @chronicillness.bsky.social :
- Denial
- Anger
- Bargaining
- Depression
- Acceptance

My stages of getting ready for a doctor's appointment

Website is MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Nov 1

Satan Claus, 2025

Guy dressed as Satan Claus.

A cheap Santa Claus costume with the Misfits Crimson Ghost mask, skeletal gloves, a plastic foot on a chain hanging off the belt, and a rope with a vinyl severed arm hanging off the belt.
I hold the working bell in my left hand.

This is how I handed out candy.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Oct 26

The song Ocean is one of the greatest single song-writing efforts of the 1990s.

The cover of the album Harmacy by Sebadoh.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Oct 23

Two years ago:

Me, as The Crimson Ghost, Halloween 2023. Black and white.

Me, as The Crimson Ghost, Halloween 2023. Color.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Oct 22

Captain America comic book cover where he's firing a sub-machine gun

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Oct 18

I mean, I WAS a young man in the 90s. I REMEMBER this shit:

One larger and one smaller frog, each holding up two fingers in a Peace sign, their bodies filled with words like Hope, Peace, Faith, Spirit, Joy, Kindness, and Love.

Under each are the words "Peace Frogs."

Frogs like this or ones filled in with tye-dye or other psychedelic colors were big during the 1990s among the young Stoners and Neo-Hippies.

Rhinan Laville@rhinanlaville· Oct 16

Getting ready to make my Halloween bags. It's too much energy expenditure to do it all the day before so I have to start way early to get it all done.