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Just got a great new job, but it’s getting in the way of my dog snuggling, crafting, cheese eating, and bourbon drinking.
Each one is only like two bites. But I asked for a few more and they brought me eight so I felt like I had to eat them all. 🐹
I saw a heron in a tree this morning on my walk. Upon reviewing the video, I realized it might not be a best practice to stand directly under the bird tell it to do something.
I recently put together an order for Scrapbook.com. Since it was pride month, I checked to see what LGBTQ plus papers they had. Every search I could think of brought up patriotic and sports papers. So I emailed customer service and was basically told to go shop somewhere else. 😡 1/2
Benji recommends the tongue-out strategy for dissipating heat. Our best wishes go out to all our friends who have to work out in this weather. 🥵
Ermagerd guys, look what I found on my work this morning! I didn’t actually check, but I think it was a female because her plastron was pretty flat. I know she was definitely mighty, but I helped her up the curb anyway. 🧡🐢
@jeneye127.bsky.social My friend who went to Iceland said she had the best waffles of her life at the café in the penis museum. Also, check out the beer taps.
Now in my Etsy shop: “it’s time to go burn in hell“ cards for Mitch McConnell. Available in patriotic or LGBTQ plus designs. He vowed to be the Grim Reaper of Obama’s legislative agenda, let’s hope the Grim Reaper is breathing in his face right now. 💀 thecardmonger.etsy.com/listing/4534...
Went back in the cabinet for this meme. You really need to delete this post.
Oh my gosh, I’m so jealous. Few things excite me like an exotic buffet. The breakfast buffet in Japan was one of my favorite things about the trip.
Maybe your phone provider doesn’t use the trombone emoji? This is what I see.
The dogs and I are watching Pretty Woman at top volume to drown out the fireworks out of the street.
@dansavage.bsky.social Not the excommunication I wanted to read about today.
It’s about freaking time! The reason I can’t properly identify mushrooms is because as a Gen X kid, these were my fruits and vegetables.
I am currently between jobs so I am trying really hard not to spend money on things I don’t need. But my husband got one of those echo ball speakers for the deck, and I desperately want this stand from Etsy. 🥹
Check out this chicken of the woods mushroom I saw on my walk this morning! I added a Sully for scale, but it still hard to tell, this thing is as big as a Thanksgiving turkey and so pretty. If I were the kind of person to eat wild mushrooms off the street, that would be dinner.
Before and after. I found tortoise planters that fit the bill now.
Took these pictures on my walk this morning. Neighbor I’ve never met calls to me “Is there a problem?” I shout from about 100 feet away “Your tree has boobs!”
I complain about my husband, but he is one of the funniest people I know. I sent him this picture of Stephen Colbert, please enjoy his response.
And just when I was all smug about seeing an owl this morning, my stepfather had this guy on his porch. No fair! (My mom was bonkers about owls and she would’ve been losing her mind.)
On my walk with Sully this morning, a giant bird almost bonked me in the head. I assumed it was a hawk, but now that I look closely at the picture I think it was an owl? 👀
Benji insisted that we make a donation. He thinks Betty is a looker. 🤩 (He’s no Great Dane, but he’s a really good kisser.)