Rhys Jessop
@rhysjessop
jerk.
Shoutout to all the Caniacs who showed up, but specifically: - the dude who chucked us a tin of Zyn - the woman who paid the Etsy witches - the guy i dumped half a beer on - the couple with the, uh, interesting bussi t-shirts - the little kid draft eligible in 2035 - the girl with the bathroom candy
tfw u gotta get dressed up to go out for lunch but u also have plans to destroy a ring in the fires of mt. doom later
teaching him how to climb vertical walls, which im sure wont be a skill he uses for evil
you’d never know by looking at him, but this boy plays with the requisite amounts of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence, and belligerence
Myshka would like to offer a point of clarification: she remains The Baby
Captain Birdie on the rookie making his debut: “We’re very excited to add Ronan to our squad. He’s going to bring some size and tenacity up front that we’ve been looking for. He plays hard, and we think he’ll be a great fit.”
With the first overall pick, we are thrilled to select from Abbotsford, BC: Ronan!
Mysh was also here but she was Perturbed that i had no treats to pay her with
made a big mac to celebrate hockey being back on my television easily the best smashburger ive made yet. today is a good day
The whole neighbourhood at the bird feeder this morning The jays are here all the time but the flickers usually don’t show up until the evening