My Spotify Liked Songs list contains songs in German, French, Spanish & Japanese but every track on this playlist is in English.

Went to see Tom Stoppard’s Arcadia where we had seats on the stage. Such amazing seats for a truly incredible play.

Very curious about why @timfarron.bsky.social and his Lib Dem colleague Andrew George initially supported the annulment of the EHRC Guidance and then suddenly didn't.

My desk calendar is telling me some brutal truths this morning.

Opened up my window this morning and I appeared to have gained a cat.

Time for this shirt to be added to my everyday collection. I’ve had this shirt since 2015. It shouldn’t have become more relevant than ever.

Do you think that the Home Office will take this as proof that I’ve successfully integrated?

I just received the most amazing scam email. Love that they want ME to pay $1,600 to feature on their podcast. Also, I am definitely not a leader in business, not even close.

This is why I love UK elections coverage. There’s frequently someone in a weird costume standing next to the serious politicians.

Remember to vote today 🗳️

Look at this chunky boy on a coin.

Today’s desk calendar seems rather relevant.

Today’s desk calendar

Once again my desk calendar has wise advice for social media.

I went to Sketch yesterday for a fancy afternoon tea and this was the sign for the women’s bathroom. It filled me with so much joy.

My desk calendar is particularly savage today.

Went to a pub last night that had an old double decker bus in the courtyard that you could sit and have your drink in. It was glorious.

Our DM brought out bigs of snacking pickles and I have so many questions starting with why?

I’m being trolled by my desk calendar.

Today’s desk calendar is a good one.

Once again my desk calendar has sage advice for social media.

Pizzza has been made & it was absolutely delicious. Toppings are Pepperoni, Mushroom & Basil.

At a pizza making class and I’ve successfully made some dough. It can all go very wrong from here.

My desk calendar continues to supply me with bitchy comebacks.

Today I discovered that you can get Tim Tams as part of a Tesco meal deal. As an Aussie I’m overjoyed especially since I can’t remember the last time I had a Tim Tam.

I think we all know someone that we’d like to send this to.

My local supermarket is selling Haggis in the lead up to Burns Night. Still haven’t been able to find any potato scones though.

Once again my desk calendar is making scathing commentary on social media.

Today’s desk calendar is just savage.