Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Spotted in Bucharest: the world's most overcompensating deodorant. They might as well just call it 9ay and have a picture of a rainbow unicorn on the label

Andy's putting it in now. Thank goodness

I've forgotten it already.

Calling @daveyjones.bsky.social Your country needs you

And several people seem to have thought this was a good idea

I stumbled across this lot out by the Olympic Stadium some time ago

NONE SHALL MPASI

Not necessarily

Commentary on #FraNor keeps calling this to mind

From the Guardian report on Ecuador vs Germany

God bless Mr and Mrs Wankoff

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There exist no photos of me before about age 22 so we will never know. The one person I do look *exactly* like is Welsh footballer Harry Wilson. The first time I saw this photo I actually gasped, and wondered if somebody had 'shopped an old photo of me for a laugh.

- Oi, mate! - What? - Wankaaah!

And what's a man to do if he has lots of paper to keep flat?

And who doesn't want their sheets of paper kept *really* flat?

Like, *really* like it

And who doesn't like salt and pepper?

I mean, he *really* likes it.

What's your problem? He just likes coffee, all right?

Why wasn't I consulted?

Saltburn (2023) Dir. Emerald Fennell

The great thing about TGTB&TU is that if you apply Susan Sontag's "failed seriousness" definition, it is *the* most camp film ever made. It's vast, bombastic, macho, preposterous, po-faced, hilarious and utterly wonderful. Eurovision's self-consciousness could never scale these heights.

I get the feeling that RATM fans aren't really leaning into their choices

I read the news today, oh boy

These guys really ought to open a branch in Romania

There's unrest on the back benches