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@richbabymama
If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear: HELP THE BEAR.
Me: going through a traumatic event related to gun violence that’s also unfolding publicly in the media My dad, sensitive as ever:
The algorithm really wants me to move to Italy; what oddly specific marketing (My great grandpa was born there)
We got a perpetual calendar for a work gift…. Why did not ten minutes go by before I catch my son crouched on the stoop with the date cube like he’s shooting dice. Sir-
Every group of female friends has an annoying person To no one’s surprise here I am
Look up your childhood home on Zillow and go by the estimate. With your current income & situation could you afford it. My answer is definitely not.
This broad is unhinged. Calling your son a toxic ex? Saying you want him to marry a woman with a dead mom? Saying you’re hotter than his 12 year old girlfriend? BoY MoM final boss 🤮
Now why did Warren buffet dump (a lot of) his consumer holdings but just scooped up a home builder? Idk but when he buys I buy 👀
Not all men but always a man! Stop fucking hurting us! A city is a city and this shit will always happen but I don’t love it happening where my siblings live
Beware having a daughter because you never know they might be 40 without a husband and send you texts like this at 10am on a Saturday
Please don’t let me comment talking about you should be happy for low income housing maybe you can finally move out of mommy’s
My neighbor has cranked his leaf blower to 12 for no reason for the last time
In retrospect, there were signs that this janky off brand treadmill was not going to last long