"The unwelcome dawn's light crept in through the blinds, dragging me out of the oblivion of whatever had transpired in the night. Where was I? And who was the tabby sharing this bed?"

kitten update

ENHANCE

Jet Pilot (from Steve Crane's Luau Restaurant, 1958)

Paul of the Island (jungle bird variation by Beachbum Berry, Latitude 29)

[Bear] "Humans having a cookout. I'm starving, maybe I could ask for some scraps. What's the worst that could happen?" 10,000 years later:

for once I'm hoping the AI summary is on to something with that final entry

johnny knoxville and the jackass crew are finally going to hunt down and kill jesse custer

it's honestly uncanny! we are rewatching LOST right now for the first time since it aired, and when those three walked down that passage, i 100% did the leo meme

gonna tell the kids this was the Bee Gees

literally jeffries

good thing i'm up to date on my vault payments

jungle bird, ginger daiquiri

my work here is done

when you're a little black blob who hasn't been fed

what are you doing, li'l guy?

most of the furniture in our home is 1910s or earlier. we pour our well liquor from victorian apothecary bottles. the electric fan i use in my office is no newer than 1920 (and will last forever). we keep time in the parlor with an 1820s moving-eye clock.

every hometown's got its ominous megastructure; what's yours?

the Wachowski sisters didn't build a mile and a half of three-lane freeway upon which their heroes battled AI (who literally told them that AI was inevitable) so you could tell me that AI is inevitable

it's only june and they're already putting CHRISTMAS decorations out???

harvesting of nutritious and delicious single-cell protein has begun at the reflecting pool

"hey, welcome to my cantina! i'm happy to serve your kind here!"