Ricochet Rowdy
@ricochetrowdy
Laughing at the absurdity!
Those diabolical bastards! How dare they use valuation this way!!! $TSLA
This is the secret all great stonk investors DO NOT want you to know.... $TSLA
How long (and how much ketamine) before Musk proposes that The Boring Company builds a tunnel to circumvent the Strait of Hormuz? $TSLA
I hold it from a very good source that TeslaPapaSmurf has escaped the memory-care unit.... $TSLA
Eva Boomer Braun has not been this excited since her wedding night to TeslaPapaSmurf…. $TSLA
BOD WARNED HIM WITH A TRILLION-DOLLAR COMP PACKAGE. THAT WILL TEACH HIM A LESSON. $TSLA
BREAKING: Tesla formally hires Eva Boomer Braun to head its new FUD-fighting unit. Dissent will not be tolerated. Please direct all press inquiries to her attention. $TSLA
Just for the record, Ryan’s tinfoil hat and underwear match. Also, only morons, frauds and shills worry about short sellers. $SPCX
HOW DARE SHAREHOLDERS WANT A SAY IN A COMPANY THAT THEY OWN!! GOOD CORPORATE GOVERNANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!! $TSLA
TeslaPapaSmurf doesn’t realize that they cannot hear him when he yells at the TV. Who is blinkered now? $TSLA
Invest with Ross and your money significantly underperforms. $TSLA
The stupidity of Ross Gerber is real. I wish he could understand the irony of posting this on a social media site controlled by Zuck… $TSLA
Given that Tesla has, by design, the worst corporate governance, this makes sense. Merci! $tsla