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To celebrate capitalism I mean the World Cup I just had my first ever Happy Meal (you get a cool animal soccer toy thing and I love animals and soccer) and ngl that was an astounding quantity of food for the money and also an astounding quantity of food for a child
Doing an expense claim and have discovered that my credit card statement abbreviates the American Statistical Association in such a way that it looks like I am a subscriber to a particularly niche adult magazine
I finally have a ref sheet* and can at long last stop having to awkwardly explain in text my unreasonably strong opinions about what I think raccoons should look like whenever I commission art (*more like a Riff sheet amirite???) 🎨 raccoon thanks to @fosbat.art for their stellar work!
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Booking a room for the Big Stats Con (TM) and I'm like hey I know that hotel isn't it usually full of animal people
TIL Inter Toronto of the Canadian Premier League recently got a new mascot and oh my goodness he is perfect
Went to YTZ as part of Doors Open Toronto and while I was devastated to find literally no Porter merch I did learn YTZ has an official mascot called Billy the Flying Fox with a suspiciously good mascot costume
I have 21 minutes left to finish the Canadian census and I am still procrastinating by making up bad jokes to annoy my friends
Filling out my census and just discovered if I had quadruple citizenship (I could also be Australian if I *really* wanted) the form doesn't account for it and if breaking the Canadian census form isn't a good reason to spend several hundred dollars on another passport I don't know what is
FWA has allowed me to combine sports and being weird animals and these are two of my absolute favoritest things #FWA2026 (Feat. @ramseyfox.bsky.social)
Just opened my FWA trading cards and ngl if this is a PSA 10 I think it might pay for the whole trip
I had two leftover crumpets and one leftover burger and I'm pretty sure if I made one of these in the UK I'd be charged with treason
Was going through some childhood boxes at my parents' house and am delighted to have uncovered some Ancient Furry Media
Fox Stevenson in real life does not look as much like a fox as I'd hoped and this will be reflected in my google review
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