R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪 (@riister) · DIRTY

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪

@riister

Just a German 🇩🇪 in Seattle 🏔️ 🌲 level 34. If you know me IRL...move along 🤭 Nude beaches. 🏝️ AuDHD. Weirdo. Gaymer. Archer. Nudist. Pokémon. Sci-fi. Horror. 🇩🇪 🇷🇺 trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 NSFW.

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R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· 2d

elmo with fake lips, fake eyelashes, and two hands clasped with long red nails and also wearing hoop earrings

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· 6d

😬😬😬 right now at a 155 air quality. supposedly it will start to get better as the day does.

a picture of the sun that looks red due to wildfire smoke. on the left is a light rail and a think solid white line indicating the HOV lane. on the right there are signs for Exit 10a for 405 north to everett and 405 south to renton

a picture of a smoky backdrop with a mountain obscured by wildfire smoke. there’s a sign that says issaquah next 3 exits

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· 11d

i love these shorts.

a photo of my leg and foot, with black shirts and an exposed penis head

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· 12d

we do indeed

a photo of a partially exposed dick root with pubes and a hand pulling a blanket back

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· 15d

my friend just sent me this and i feel so attacked rn 😭😭

a screenshot of a video posting with a hand pointing at a title that says “am i german or autistic?”

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· 25d

ok

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Jun 27

i don’t even know who this is…

screenshot of an online quiz with the text

Your Results
73% Woke
27% Chud
30%
Techbro
70% Neo-Luddite
47%
Hopepilled
53%
Doomer
88% Davos
12% Dubai
YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Ed Zitron
Podcaster and pundit

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· May 23

my house is all clean 😌

a full mirror selfie of me sitting completely nude with my legs crossed. you can see my right foot, but no private parts are shown

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· May 22

a double posting today? who am i? #fcf

an erect penis being held in the hand

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· May 22

☺️ #fcf

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· May 15

this game has been blessing me lately. i’m not taking it for granted cuz i know RNG gods won’t let it last for long. #pokemon #tgcp #pokemontgcp

Mega Absol ex full art holographic card

Full art Morpeko card

Full art Grovyle card

Full art Hitmonchan ex holographic card

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· May 13

what even is this transcript lmao

screenshot of iphone voicemail auto transcribe. the transcript it gives, with low confidence, says “this is working milk.”

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· May 1

it’s #fcf pretty much everywhere else, soooo 💦💦💦

a photo of an erect penis with precum dripping down

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Apr 24

have a flaccid cock today. it’s been a while anyway. #fcf

close up of a soft penis

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Apr 15

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Madonna CONFESSIONS II upcoming album

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Apr 14

😮😮😮

Real Follower Count @realfollowers.bsky.social

@riister.com has 1703 real followers
(followers that have not been blocked/ suspended/deleted)

3:54 PM • Apr 14, 2026

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Apr 9

😌😌😌 just chill

flaccid penis and balls

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Apr 8

this is the last card i need for paldean wonders and i can’t get it to save my life 😭😭😭 pls spare me someone friend ID: 0614909908466514 #pokemon #pokemontgcp

chien-pao ex pokémon card

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 31

so which is it? it’s either imminent or it isn’t.

article caption that says

Scientists warn that the Gulf Stream is shifting north, which means an ocean current collapse is imminent. i have highlighted the word imminent in yellow and underlined it in red.

a part of the article that says

Watching the Gulf Stream closely
This research doesn't prove a collapse is imminent, and it doesn't give a clean countdown clock. What it does offer is a clearer connection between deep-ocean weakening and a surface feature we can monitor continuously. i have highlighted the first part that says „this research doesn’t prove a collapse is imminent.“

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 27

#fcf ok, i did :)

a photo of an erect penis, with trimmed pubes. there is a black silicone cock ring and there are feet underneath

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 19

also, this bug is finally fixed. thank god. i thought i was losing it. this update is already out, or at least i was able to update to it.

ios 26.4 will include a fix for a keyboard bug that caused some characters to be missed when a use r was typing quickly. the new update will be available as soon as next week

underneath this text is a picture of an iphone keyboard that says "ios 26.4 fixes iphone keyboard accuracy bug"

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 18

it thursday and my hair looks like shit :)

a selfie of me with messed up hair, a pokémon lanyard, and a slight smirk

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 16

been a while since i’ve done a #mcm

a black and white photo of a soft penis

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 13

more snow!! ❄️

garden bed with snow

walkway with snow and bushes with snow dusting on them

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 13

an outside garden plot with snow

outside walkway between houses and bushes dusted with snow

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 13

wow 🤩

full art rare holographic Raikou ex pokémon card

full art rare holographic Tinkaton ex pokémon card

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 12

some new beauties today 😍😍

full art holo pokémon card for Donphan ex

full art holo pokémon card for Suicune ex

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 12

kevinrkirk 2 days ago on threads, asking the question:

Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5.

there is an image under the text which shows the Strait of Hormuz with a blue line across it with an arrow pointing to it from a written word canal.

there is a reply to this from suahuatica 2 days ago that says:

MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 11

awww this is the cutest Sylveon card

full art rare sylveon ex pokémon card

R i i s ✨ 🇩🇪@riister· Mar 10

This was hard haha. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/

Your JND (just noticeable difference)
0.0042
Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND of 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate.