Riley Lahti
@rileylahti
🏳️🌈🐐🧿🌹∅▼Ⓥ Gay. Demisexual. Nonbinary. He/They. Chicago Punk Goat/Otter. Forklift Certified. Garbage & Knives Artist. Adult 🔞
Shout out to my very normal family for saying "this album is so good, it'll make you want to kill yourself," to me when I was like, 17.
War and inflation could never make the Polish imports more expensive let's fucking go! (Pretty sure this was actually the cheapest thing on the shelf right now.)
Lack of motivation on a Thursday morning vs Thomas P. Heckmann music (the locking in enjoyer has logged in)
Forgot to post the full plate, went all in on the birthday dinner I cooked yesterday, not a single miss.
"Anything I can get done the day before means less work the day of," I tell myself as I spend 4 fucking hours making salads.
"Riley why did you put egg in the skillet gnocchi?" Because it's skillet gnocchi. God dares not tread in it's presence. I can do whatever the fuck I want to it. We're still going to hell on principle.
Looking at the things I'm unpacking and just going "I don't remember getting this many stickers."