Churro

@risaamor

(She/Her) Tempest in a teapot. Heart of a linebacker, body of a tiny dancer. Interior Alaska girl forever. Born fighter. Always in want of coffee & wine.

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Churro@risaamor· 16h

God love you Sacramento

Are you looking to spend life-changing money on something that will look at you with pure, unfiltered hatred 24/7? Look no further.For the modest price of $100,000 (which is cheaper than an exorcism in this economy), you can own this premium, vintage demon-child. She is not mad at the world, she is just mad at you.Why is it $100K?Instant Security System: One look at this face, and no burglar will ever step foot in your house.Perpetual Judgement: Tired of making bad life choices alone? Now you’ll have a tiny roommate screaming in silent agony at every decision you make.Authentic Haunted Aesthetic: Perfect for horror collectors, paranormal investigators, or billionaires who want to feel something again.Features:Face: Pure, unadulterated rage.Outfit: Apocalypse-chic yellow tunic.Condition: Minimal wear on the skin, maximum wear on your mental health. Small white mark on the knee (probably from a previous ritual).Serious buyers only. No lowballs, I know what I have. If the listing disappears, it means she escaped.Pickup / Shipping: Local pickup in Sacramento or shipping via armored vehicle.

Churro@risaamor· 12d

37 looks great on me. I feel like summer incarnate

Churro@risaamor· 13d

Shout out to the boy (@psl4loko.bsky.social) who 16-ish years ago made this note on his Google Calendar. I love seeing it every year before my birthday. Husband did get me flowers, just this year it a bunch of flours for my sourdough.

Churro@risaamor· 15d

I will never ever let my father forget that he’s fallen off the roof. Twice.

Churro@risaamor· 15d

Today’s run is lived tomorrow because my God, I can’t summon the energy to even try today.

Churro@risaamor· 16d

This might be the most Alaskan thing I've ever read.

He took some dynamite sticks and dropped them down the chimney stack and set it off. “BOOM!” It was just enough of a blast to lift the house and separate it from the basement, the chimney collapsed and landed in a pile. Now the houses were movable.

Churro@risaamor· 16d

I love Estate sales because why do you have an axe hobby

Churro@risaamor· 26d

I’m not gunna lie, it kinda looks like a dick. HOWEVER, it’s hella good

Churro@risaamor· Jul 8

Things ya find on FB Marketplace Like what in the wide world of sports is going on here

Churro@risaamor· Jul 8

Shot & chaser

Churro@risaamor· Jul 4

He’s ok! He jumped yesterday too. I held my breath my whole time though.

Churro@risaamor· Jul 4

Some Americana

Churro@risaamor· Jun 28

Found in Oakland last year. I love Oakland.

Churro@risaamor· Jun 25

Let us see what today brings

Dogs and kids fighting with text saying: The NHL on a random Tuesday while house getting traded

Churro@risaamor· Jun 21

To the best Dad to ever do it. Here’s a list of shit he’s said to me.

Churro@risaamor· Jun 14

Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.

Churro@risaamor· Jun 14

God love you New York. No one like you. *plays Frank’s New York, New York”

Churro@risaamor· Jun 4

Seattle area was beautiful and fantastic. Clear skies every single day.

Churro@risaamor· Jun 4

Ain't no way I go this many messages in 3 days.

Churro@risaamor· Jun 3

Been busy getting new earrings, going up in the sky and learning about airplanes. I’ve also been chasing after a 4 year old and doing my Tía duty and buying him everything he wants in a gift shop.

Churro@risaamor· May 21

Baby got a new power tool

Churro@risaamor· May 17

You can take the girl outta the journalism field but you can’t take the journalism outta the girl. At a bar that’s newspaper themed

Churro@risaamor· May 12

PLAYOFF HOCKEY BABY

Churro@risaamor· May 12

Interior Girl Forever

Churro@risaamor· May 11

All the Places You Can't Go! A Fairbanks Breakup story. The idea of Cybertruck attempting to go to any of my friends cabins that flooded in Spring is laughable.

Dr. Suess's All the Places You'll Go cover

Churro@risaamor· May 7

Legos make chemo easier. Marg Mondays >>> Maintenance Chemo Mondays

14 years ago: Girl thumbs upping the camera as her Dad rolls his eyes whilst building his Lego truck during chemo

Churro@risaamor· May 7

Me: *coughs* Neighbors dogs:

Churro@risaamor· Apr 17

I love being a woman on the internet’s

Churro@risaamor· Apr 9

I saw this post and it sent me into tears.

aubrie.mae.xox: I just saw someone comment on a post about Artemis II and it said "the challenger crew made sure they made it up safely & the Columbia crew will make sure they come back safely" and I'm so physically unwell rn

Astra.darling: Apollo I kept them safe on the launchpad, Challenger kept them safe going up, Kaika and Felicette will protect them in the stars and Columbia will guide them back to us.

Churro@risaamor· Apr 9