She wants to be me so bad! Get out of my lane!

The Georgian ice dance team is skating their rhythm dance to "pretty fly for a white guy" it rules

I wrote about Godsmack's "Awake" in exactly the way you'd expect

Hello Bluesky, aerial classes are going well and I love Hayley Williams

No one at the function knows I'm a nu metal influencer

Owen Shroyer is leaving Infowars because he hates post grunge

Apparently littering is an arrestable offense in DC so I guess they are managing the impacts of crime?

Aerial has been going really well!

15 bucks for 6, we gotta put the burrito taxi zoomers on to frozen/prepared food

I ripped them all from CDs at the library, but yeah I was deep deep in my Tumblr era

Now watching (again)

I've been back doing aerial which has been an absolute joy, but I'm also a thousand years old so all my practice pictures and videos are framed like this

Imagining the results of jigsaw googling "trap guide reddit"

How he talks about George Michael and Faith has always struck me as much more normal about the situation than anyone would have expected him to be. Still citing him as an inspiration, still pointing LB fans to the original- the man just loves good art

They 9/11'd our twin towers 😢

Back for more transformers

Continuing my Dumb Guy studies curriculum

Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander (2025)

Meeting the present geopolitical moment by telling everyone in this bar about how Toxicity was the number 1 album in the country on 9/11

Made my movies ballot, but I didn't look at letterboxed so there are uh... Some quirks

bought my system of a down ticket

in the months following 9/11, anything was possible

Continuing on

Bannon said "deport that irksome Boer"

I've been learning about the relationship between gender and citizenship

Concocting something on my red string board

Woah, matching car