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HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· 19d

Shooting star with rainbow trail and big letters “the more you know”

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· 23d

Time to post the Bob the Angry Flower sequel to Atlas Shrugged, www.angryflower.com/348.html

a series of comic panels.
panel 1: title: "Bob the Angry Flower's Classic Literature sequels ATLAS SHRUGGED 2: One Hour Later"
panel 2: Bob, an angry flower, yelling at a city on fire, "At last! We, the CREATORS, the ENTREPENEURS, the TITANS who make the world work have GIVEN UP on the compromised bureaucratic socieity that hels us all back!!! And look! it's on FIRE now! That'll teach em to submit to goverment coercion!!!"
panel 3: Bob: "Man, being proved right makes me hungry! What's for lunch?" rich looking person behind him: "Lunch?"
panel 4: assorted rich-looking people talking "Don't servants create lunch?" "I only know how to pay people to create new alloys" "I certainly can't cook"
panel 5: Bob: "Waitaminute - NOBODY remembered to bring an inexhaustible labor force of ROBOTS??" rich people "um"
panel 6: Bob yelling at one of the rich people "What's the plan now, GENIUS??"
panel 7: Bob looking terrified "We're all gonna have to TILL the SOIL!!!"
final panel: Caption "Hard months later" - sweaty angry bob and some other sweaty grumpy person are tilling a field under a bright hot sun. Bob: "This sucks"

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· 25d

Well, at least one couple discussed in this article is still together. Time to post the Bisexual Manifesto.

a pic of a newspaper-looking clipping titled "the bisexual manifesto", with the entire paragraph blacked out except the first three words: "We are tired"

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· 29d

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Jul 12

Perfect day for porch time in the hammock. Also: I swear to god my shirt choice today was entirely serendipitous coincidence - it was there in the clean laundry pile!

Me, a fat white woman with hair that’s more grey than brown I think, lounging in a hammock on a beautiful day. I’m wearing a “MetaFilter” shirt and reading glasses.

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Jul 11

The elevator where my PT folks are, there’s a monitor with ads and clearly people put their pets in and one time it showed this. I SEE YOU, ANONYMOUS NERD, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

Pic of a monitor set in an elevator wall. Screen shows “did you know” heading and then “cows have best friends”

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Jul 8

Future? Nah. We’re all barbarians.

Screencap from the exceptionally good movie “The Lion in Winter” (1968) with Katherine Hepburn sitting while John Castle and Anthony Hopkins stand near her, all dressed as though they’re in 1183. Subtitle: “ We all have knives. It's 1183 and we're Barbarians.”

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Jul 3

Post a random picture for luck? okay.

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Jun 25

Screencap of a woman looking out the door at another woman asking to come in. “Can I come in a sec?” “Are you vi or emacs?”

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Jun 12

Glad I can touch-type.

Pic of the left half of a black msft ergonomic keyboard. Most of the keys are blank with the letters having been rubbed off from years of ranting online.

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· May 17

if I piss off Eddie, she’s gonna make me lay on the ground and [Deadloch S2 spoiler] before she’ll accept my apology.

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Apr 26

Plenty of good stuff covered by 'hard mode'... Prompt: Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli. GIF

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Apr 24

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Apr 19

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Mar 20

A challenge coin with a dumpster with flames coming out of it. The flames are red and orange. The rest of the coin is just unfinished metal. Around the edge: “the strongest steel is forged in the fire of a dumpster”

Challenge coin with a hammer hitting an anvil. Around the edge: “the strongest steel is forged in the fire of a dumpster”

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Mar 17

HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh@rmd1023· Mar 12

This makes me think of the amazing Wikipedia caption edit for the pic of the guy playing bagpipes for an indifferent penguin, and so I want to re-caption it "Office Alex Lorenti (right) sits with Community Comfort K9 Fluff (left)"