RoanneTheWolf
@roannethewolf
Creator of foxes with boobs of incredible sizes.
So @magicalpangolin.bsky.social, @clovie5.bsky.social, @hellisreal.bsky.social, and @badluck15.bsky.social are in possession of OCs with big titties, which grants them the highest honor of all: Having their OCs' titties measured. This has all been a scheme to look at boobs, of course. Getting big.
@caberea.bsky.social and @lunasoleii.bsky.social have provided me goobers with which to scribble onto. What's that? My measurement scheme is unscientific at best? Psh. Psh. Doors are a scam by Big Small to keep critters with building-sized titties from fitting into buildings they technically could.
@pluhsoupps.bsky.social's goober is on the light end of critters I've seen, but this is an old pic. The weight calculation assumes that the boobs are filled with milk. Who knows what's really in there? Water? Coolant? Data centers? Another, smaller protogen in a cockpit? We may never know.
Boobs are pretty heavy. @dawnshieldwolf.bsky.social's Christine already knows this, but it doesn't hurt to know quite how heavy they are. I am foaming at the mouth with a protractor and sharpie. Send me your big titty OCs so I can scribble measurements onto them. Art by @badgerben.bsky.social.
Wrote a story as a trade with Macroseele/Fragersoft of their dragon and kitsune, Azrak and Akko, going on a quiet date as a couple. At least, the date started out quiet. www.furaffinity.net/view/66013227/ Yes the fox boobs get bigger who the hell do you think I am
For some reason, The White Fox always needed to verify that she was the size she said she was when she ordered bras online. It's difficult to fit all of her in frame, to say nothing of having to rush into position after setting the three-second timer. She gets her measurements done in person now.
The White Fox never much liked winters, but when she can snuggle up with a biiiiig mug of hot cocoa and a shirt that still fits, the colder months aren't so bad. There's still a bit of room in that sweater. Won't you join her? Comm from @vantarts.bsky.social! www.furaffinity.net/view/65526597/
"Borrowed" her kimono. Now it's all stretched out and she'll have to grow into it again.
Keep it squishy. roannethewolf.github.io/softBodySand... This update includes, among other things, more refined physics, the ability to further refine the physics yourself, moderate mobile compatability, and also it takes longer to break due to titty size. Go forth, and wobble.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm out of wit for today. But I made (and am still working on) a softbody physics engine for foxes, specifically. I'll do something neat with it, I'm sure. But for now, you can squish, wiggle, and grow the fox. You should do that. roannethewolf.github.io/softBodySand...
She's a bit late, but in her defense, the streets are kinda narrow.
Someone made the greatest meme of all time and I don't even know who it was. Who did it. Who's the bastard I have to kiss. I love you.
So IBM unveiled their new Nighthawk processor, which apparently is a quantum computer (we have those commercially? Already????). Pretty neat. But the logo for it serves as a pretty effective horny test, depending on if you can see it and which way you think it's facing.
So I spent today in the hospital, for an injury that may or may not be related to 15-meter-diameter fox titties. I must be fortified. Show me boobs. Show me foxes. Show me foxes with big boobs. The bigger the bigger. Here's some of my favorites.
Yuri Belyaev from hit game "Make Yuri Belyaev's Boobs Bigger" seen with big boobs, as drawn for a trade by nonexisty on FurAffinity! www.furaffinity.net/view/64274038/
Foxes make excellent sailors, even after considering that their tits occupy the entire deck and still hang off the side.
Why are titties the shape they are? Simple application of fluidynamics. When the edge is in constant tension, the curvature depends on the internal pressure. Negative pressure causes the recognizable teardrop shape. Addon to the previous lecture. Forgive the iffy quality, I made this in 10 minutes.
So I'm in college Learning cool things One of which being fluidynamics And it would be neat to talk about foxes. So of course, I did the obvious thing. Found someone who knew fluidyn PRODUCED A LESSON TO TEACH THE CORE CONCEPTS OF FLUIDYNAMICS BY MEANS OF FOX TITTIES drive.google.com/file/d/1ovRZ...
@xoinova.bsky.social made an excellent hoodie extender concept: The hoodie is normal, but you can attach a new piece to the zipper on either side, effectively extending the front end. Not as practical for mid-day growth, but it answers the question of how the boobs fit through small shirt openings.
Wrote a somewhat delayed christmas gift story for @xoinova.bsky.social, featuring a few of their characters, a somewhat cursed present, and booba. www.furaffinity.net/view/63696563/
@iandragonlover.bsky.social gave me a birthday present :D She likes being carried around. Don't yall worry, I got this. Just gotta lift with my legs and not with my back. That's how the macros do it, anyway.
They said cloudwatching was an extreme sport. You didn't believe them, but this cloud appears to be committed to smothering you. For the nerds, Yuri's 21 meters in diameter (per boob), weighing around 5,000 metric tons each. Art by @xoinova.bsky.social. Send them your energy for their spirit bomb.
Character creation is difficult, so I made a convenient chart for making your own fox adventurer! Just roll three times with a d20 and show us what results you got!* *Three rolls might not be enough.
The fox's growth continues in part 4, as drawn by an anonymous artist that doesn't think their work good for some reason. It's as good as mine, and the boobs are bigger in this one so they win. Though the caption might need a doctor after a failed attempt at freeing it from beneath the booba.
I'm too wordy to fit this in 300 characters so if you're interested, you can read the alt text here.
Approaching a more average fox size is three more characters. Their sizes weren't as explicitly stated, but I'm the author and I say they're this big. Size references are important, so I've attached the pyramid of giza, burj khalifa, and eiffel tower to the side of their boobs.
And then there's the foxes from my stories. How could I write about them looming imposingly over someone if I don't know just how big they are? These are all characters I've written. They weigh 8 million, 130 million, and 1 billion kilos respectively, as described by their bathroom scales.