Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️🌈🦝
@roastedcauliflower
Checking in here briefly until it hurts. (h/t Andrew Hickey)
This is peak, no one can surpass living out this meme
I make 3-5 pieces of art a year, amateurly. Each takes minimum 3 hours, some a lot more, and that's a big part of why I don't do more.
I found out because my friend sent me this, lol
After a long day of hiding from the ceiling fans, Charlie has put himself in the corner.
My boy Charlie had "P.U. surgery" where they cut to make it easier for him to pee and less likely to get blocked. A harrowing time for all of us, but he is a healthy cat 7-ish years later and has never had another possible blockage. Hope your kitty feels better soon!
Avoiding The Knowledge (Andreessen AI prompt)
I'm the zombie just trying to do my job and getting zapped by lightning.
Needs more skull above the eyebrows. Iirc, average faces have the eyes in the middle of the head, top to chin.
I wanted to try greeting her in her own language! I've been practicing with this guy:
Not normally a quotes guy, but I think about this one a lot.
at this point I hope they're right and fuck off to White American heaven and leave the rest of us in peace
Having previously received a very small cabbage, I was surprised to receive a rather large cabbage
Ended my day with a software developer asking why I'm doing my job for a different project when we could just do it how we usually do it. How do you think "usually" happens, my guy?
No one explain what skeleton racing is, I have come up with my own definition and it's rad as hell
Every day I'm like I should go into work early and every day I'm like my bed is so much better than work
My girlfriend and I saw a wall of toilets today. I hope your meds kick in soon and give you a break!
Yes! Make fun of them all! Lob some devastating insults and tell your normie friends who is a loser who should be ousted from power, regardless of party.