Robert G. Reeve

@robertgreeve

working on Twilight Wars, a.k.a. Strahdjammer, a 5e mashup adventure.

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Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· 12d

Gen Con has the freakiest backrooms I have ever seen.

Greg patterned carpet, white walls, a red exit sign, and inside a square exit is a weird shaped small room with an entire train car merged into the wall and a white statue of a man in a suit with his leg raised to stand on a small box

Fluorescent lights in a dim large angular space. Grey patterned carpets, white walls, fake plants, and down a very short staircase a white statue of a man in a suit sits on a ledge. In the background down a hallway, another white statue of a suited man stands in a doorway.

Two white statues of boys boosting one another into a train car. The train car is on tracks and gravel, but it immediately terminates into grey carpet. Along the length of the train are conference rooms, balconies, and a row of drop pendant ceiling lights.

You could step off grey carpet onto a small set of steps onto a train car. Behind it is a room whose walls are all floor to ceiling glads, full of wooden wagons. There’s an unusually placed fence on the carpet, and a bellhop’s luggage cart.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· 12d

so this email subject was a lie

Amy K.
7/20/26
FWD: Last email you'll see from me
Amy Klobuchar
FOR GOVERNOR
Robert, I'm reaching out with an urgent request before tonight's midnight
deadline.
According to recent polls, MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is leading the field to win the…

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· 12d

Years ago I donated via ActBlue and now for the rest of my life I’m getting identical emails 3x/day, for candidates I never gave to like Klobuchar & Ossoff. I’m in Michigan so they send me Jocelyn Benson, but not a fucking peep for Al-Sayed.

Simpsons screenshot of the democratic convention with signs that say “we hate life and ourselves” and “we can’t govern”

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· 24d

took my mom to go see @abdulelsayed.bsky.social again tonight and this time he brought friends

Abdul el-Sayed holds his clasped hands in the air with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie Sanders, surrounded by crowds holding signs that say “Abdul for Senate” and “Money out of politics, money in your pocket, Medicare for all”

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· 28d

gif that describes you as a writer:

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Jun 14

found the one actually good LinkedIn bit

A linkedin screenshot of a commentor's name, short bio, and comment. It reads:

Vlad Bronnikov - 2h ago
I comment with 🔥 on your posts.
🔥

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Jun 4

I like when D&D adds stuff to the lore: Jander Sunstar has a daughter Savra who was added in Van Richten's Guide to Ravenloft, and preview art from the new Ravenloft book coming out this month shows her adventuring alongside Van Richten's apprentice Ez D'Avenir

A vampire woman in a pilgrim's hat with a curved sword fights a blond-haired vampire in front of a stained glass window.

A woman in a pilgrim's hat with a curved sword fights her way up a spiral staircase where ghosts emerge from paintings. Behind her on the stairs is a red-cloaked woman with a tiara and a prosthetic leg.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Jun 4

recent favorite video game bug: in Moonlighter 2 by @digitalsungames.com every time I beat a stage in the super-tough arena, my health bar font size got one increment larger

A screenshot from Moonlighter 2, where the protagonist is in town. A massive "120" is overlaid over every bar and icon for health, ammo, potions, etc. in the top-left corner.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· May 16

lmao come on

A bluesky notification: “Big Fat Dick followed you • 3m [ago]”

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· May 13

at the MI Democratic caucus in April, McMorrow stumped the Arab American caucus. They made her wait on the wall for multiple endorsed speakers. When she did speak the agenda with “Endorsed candidate US Senate Abdul El-Sayed” stayed up behind her. I respected the attempt but El-Sayed was electric

A photo from the Michigan Democratic convention from April 19, 2026. In a small beige room a red-haired woman in a blue blazer speaks into a microphone. She looks to the left, at campaigners holding signs that say “McMorrow for US senate”. A political sign on the wall behind them says “Arab American Democrats.”

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· May 2

People compared the Lanterns trailer to True Detective S1 and it took me a minute to figure it out... It's going to be "What if True Detective actually WAS lovecraftian horror?" Parallax is the King in Yellow.

The textless cover for the comic Sinestro Vol 1 #5 (October 2014) by artists Rags Morales and Jason Wright. A monster flies through space with a skeletal body, draconic head and tail, and insectoid wings. In long claws it clutches the unconscious bodies of the Green Lantern Hal Jordan and the Yellow Lantern Sinestro.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Mar 28

Compare with the Trident of Fish Command that Rob mentions in the thread. It's worse than an Enspelled weapon that casts dominate beast! Fewer charges, and only works on swimmers. It's uncommon instead of rare, so maybe it's cheaper... but buying loot isn't as fun as finding loot. Because of story.

Trident of Fish Command
Weapon (trident), uncommon (requires attunement)
The picture is of a coral-encrusted, asymmetrical trident.

This magic weapon has 3 charges, and it regains 1d3 expended charges daily at dawn. While you carry it, you can expend 1 charge to cast Dominate Beast (save DC 15) from it on a Beast that has a Swim Speed.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Mar 28

Here's my “yes, and” for this great thread on magic items. The enspelled weapon is a good framework for DMs to understand how to design balanced magic items. But it cares more about game rules than story. It takes the magic out of magic: this item feels mass-produced in a factory.

Enspelled Weapon
The picture is a generic black silhouette of a sword used for any item that doesn't have art.

Weapon (any simple or martial), varies (requires attunement)

Bound into this weapon is a spell of level 8 or lower. The spell is determined when the weapon is created and must belong to the Conjuration, Divination, Evocation, Necromancy, or Transmutation school of magic. The weapon has 6 charges and regains 1d6 expended charges daily at dawn. While holding the weapon, you can expend 1 charge to cast its spell.

The level of the spell bound into the weapon determines the spell’s saving throw DC and attack bonus, as well as the weapon’s rarity, as shown in the following table.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Mar 28

trying to reupholster a chair and a top google result is an AI slopsite selling a “chair repair kit.” You can get “basic” or “advanced,” they are both $40, no idea what's in either kit ©2035. maybe it's from a future where AI slop became copyrightable

A screenshot of the website for "New England World Wide Upholstery Supply" with contact info in a broken banner where contact info overflows with the nav buttons.

The product page is for a chair repair kit descrbiend as "Comprehensive chair repair kit with essential tools and materials for quick fixes." the AI picture shows two chairs proportioned like children's chairs, one with grasslike green felt on a 3-legged nonsense chair. The tools are broken, asymmetrical scissors and nail clippers, a bent awl, and random metal shapes.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Mar 6

Going through everyone else's made this feel so DIFFICULT.

A 3x3 grid of video game covers: Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, Mega Man X2, Helldivers II, Hades, The Legend of Zelda (NES), Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Valheim, and Dungeons & Dragons: Shadow over Mystara.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Feb 20

my late night Ramadan hang was a liminal space the other night

A low-angle, ominous and foggy environmental photo of a glowing Arabic bakery across the street from an electrical substation. Black trees, two with leafs and one with leafless branches, are silhouetted in front of the subtation, lined up on the street with lampposts. The bakery's awning is orange and lined with a repeating, starlike geometrical pattern.

A low-angle, ominous and foggy environmental photo of a glowing Arabic bakery. A red and blue neon "Open" sign is in the window, next to a printed sign that says "Open 24 hours during RAMADAN" in English and Arabic. The sidewalk is herringbone brick. in the background, in the fog, is a train crossing and barely-visible arched lit windows of a distant building. The branches of a leafless tree emerge from the left edge of the photo.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Feb 18

As a Polish Muslim, the moon aligned so that pączki day falls on the first night of Ramadan, so of course I went to New Palace Bakery in Hamtramck to get some donuts for suhoor tomorrow

A small crowd in winter clothing gathers inside a humble bakery with red and white banners the colors of the Polish flag, piled high with plain white cardboard boxes full of donuts.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Dec 7

I’m playing Battleship (® Hasbro) while watching Battleship (2012) and it’s baffling how award-winning this cast is Alexander Skarsgård, Liam Neeson, Jesse Plemons!? Ramy Malek briefly, Rihanna, Hamish Linklater. No action for 33 minutes. There’s a world where this could have been Barbie

In the extreme foreground, a blurry game of battleship. In the background, a TV with the movie Battleship. Jesse Plemons is in a ring of naval officers on a battleship, pointing at a captured alien body wearing sci-fi armor.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Nov 13

“hope opposite of despair”??? welcome back Danganronpa

Nagito Komaeda, an anime character from Danganronpa 2 with blank grey eyes, messy white hair, a faint smile, and a hoodie, holds a revolver to his head

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Nov 3

i hate gay halloween what do you mean you're the reaction gif of robert redford nodding

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Oct 27

In Die Another Day, a mirrored satellite for “agricultural development” is actually a space laser that melts Iceland and then targets South Korea it’s built by a North Korean general who (lol) uses gene therapy to become a white billionaire The satellite is named Icarus

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Oct 24

lol

A screenshot from the quoted-tweeted New York Times article reads: Mr. Cuomo’s longtime right hand, Melissa DeRosa, called at least two members of New York’s congressional delegation this week asking them to try to dissuade Mr. Jeffries from endorsing Mr. Mamdani, according to two people familiar with the discussions.

Ms. DeRosa told Representatives Tom Suozzi and Joe Morelle, two Democrats close to Mr. Jeffries, that he should hold off endorsing because Mr. Sliwa could soon be quitting the race, potentially boosting Mr. Cuomo’s electoral chances, the people said. (Mr. Sliwa has repeatedly made clear he will not drop out under any circumstances.)

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Oct 12

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

A screenshot from The Matrix (1999). Agent Smith talks to Cypher in a restaurant in the matrix, folding his hands. In the middle ground is a wine glass on a table. In the extreme foreground, the silhouette of Joe Pantoliano lights a lighter for a cigar.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Sep 26

Woody Guthrie, half-length portrait, seated, facing front, playing a guitar that has a sticker attached reading: This Machine Kills Fascists

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Sep 21

never thought I would find a Bioshock Infinite / Royal Tenenbaums overlap

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Sep 15

who in this coffee place chose both papyrus AND comic sans as the two fonts for these labels. do they know? they must know

seven coffee carafes whose labels include comic sans and papyrus fonts, sometimes even on the same label together

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Sep 4

i've had silksong on the top of my wishlist since 2019 and that's so long that i'm almost sad to buy it now. finally moved @sixesixesixe.bsky.social from Following to Wishlist today so i can recapture that rush

A steam wishlist that contains Hollow Knight: Silksong, Light No Fire, Radio the Universe, Havenlocked, Of Love and Eternity, and EITR.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Sep 4

the Eberron art for Kaius III who might or might not be Kaius I, Vampire impersonating his own grandson is sooo Coppola Dracula inspired. If he’s trying to keep his vampirism on the DL he’s doing a terrible job

A Dutch angle illustration of a white-haired, red-eyed man holding a sword, in red striated plate armor that resembles muscle, wearing a cape with a high cowl.

Robert G. Reeve@robertgreeve· Sep 3

Okay, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor