Better not tell anyone bro…

The Disney execs watching this test footage

In disbelief over the pooltoy furry unaired Disney pilot

Love to backdown when I get heat from *checks notes* Comrade Woke Charlie Kirk

Can we please tell Barq that it is unacceptable that they are only apologizing for hosting a 20 year old bigot as their guest of honour at AC on Bluesky to avoid actually having to stand up to the hateful people on X?

Watch what you’re staring at, bub.

This isn’t 1:1 but it’s pretty close

This is what it looks like when I try to evade @malabrute.bsky.social’s nap time enforcement

Me at BFC 2026 unlocking the final room of the scavenger hunt hidden behind a voice-activated runic puzzle under the hotel basement that only responds to a vocal trill that I learned to preform by memorizing a sequence of musical notes discovered under a teeter-totter in the lobby.

This is the type of diaper print you can only buy on Amazon from a brand called like “Tod’ernella”

In my data chamber viewing a live heat map of every big diaper being put on after work this Friday

This is the material I imagine the furniture in fantasy abdl nurseries is made out of. Imagine your whole room transformed from hardwood or metal to squishy, toddler-safe foam in bright colours. Flooring soft enough for you to safely toddle over on without risk of boo boos.

Previous versions really emphasized dairy and meat products as a basis for healthy eating, so this change to be more holistic and less biased towards dairy/meat eating diets pissed off both reactionaries and also the dairy/meat industries (which saw it as a threat)

Health Canada lowkey dropped the big diaper guide

IMO the best fast food chain fries are b.qq chicken’s secret fries, which are double battered with some sort of starch that makes them really crispy and satisfying. But these are so different from ‘chippy’ style they might as well be a different food! I’d still want those with fried haddock.

My favourite fantasy in their advertising is students drawing extremely twee and quaint course notes. I remember an ad years ago where a student is reviewing their course notes for their philosophy 101 class, and had a hand drawn bust of Socrates to illustrate 3 bullet points.

Nice AI art, @tykables.com Will not be purchasing your products again and will be encouraging friends to do the same. Our community is based around real art and expression. I will not support brands that cut corners with AI content and devalue the art that makes our community meaningful.

Throwback comm from @tuta.bsky.social for big diaper Friday. @4strokin.bsky.social sent me an $160 venmo request after this for “diptque baies car diffuser” 🤨

Hey there, daddy

Your happy meal, sir, as requested. Please, don’t let me disturb you from hour 11 hour diapered FFXIV sesh, I’ll just place it next to your Amicus plushy on your changing table.

It was a really human novel with a lot of life packed into it, and told in an almost fairy-tale-like structure that was pleasurable to read. There is a great quote early on about the tragedy of "moderately gifted" creative expression being made worthless/discouraged through media comparison.

Lowkey me…

PANTONE’s colour of the year is diaper

draw your OC in this fit

I’ve figured the 18+ emoji and post labels do the job in stating this is adult content for adults.

You know you can just forget about the potty, right?

Unlike kindergarten, grad school weirdly doesn’t demand potty training as an entrance requirement

I thought these were the chips of the future