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My cousin is pregnant; the baby will be my first cousin, once removed.

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rodger nash@rodgernash· 25d

I am in tv's 'sudbury'. As far as i can discern, none of lovejoy was shot here.

me pointing at the sudbury railway station sign

the church in the middle of sudbury; it probably has a name

rodger nash@rodgernash· 26d

I have been at a very chilled stag do at buckland st mary village hall for the past two (2) days. Today i venturéd out for breakfast at a Brightside roadside diner - it was FANTASTIC. I am now going to get stoned and have a nap whilst listening to #thecricket. I am on holiday.

exterior of an brightside roadside diner

breakfast - including black pudding tgat has been burnéd to an crisp

seating in the roadside diner; 70s as fuck

my hire van containing a bed and a guitar

rodger nash@rodgernash· 27d

This is how you write a menu.

A snippet from an restaurant menu that reads "Perfectly poached eggs nestled atop tender slices of ham, all embraced by golden English muffins. Crowned with our homemade hollandaise sauce"

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 15

I have openéd an fairtrade ipa. #thefootball

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 15

HUGE IF TRUE.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 14

OFFSIDE. #thefootball

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 13

I have drunkén entirely too (2) much rum for an monday evening.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 12

@quietriotpod.bsky.social

the easter island moai with one badly photoshopped to be alex andreou

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 9

So much of moose's artwork stays with me, but this is my favourite. It's just so fucking silly.

a man attempting to hoover a rug outdoors as he is being attacked by ducks

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 8

A picture of a toe-pincher coffin alongside text that reads "A coffin with very little space for feet is typically referred to as a "toe pincher" coffin. This traditional six-sided English style is broader at the shoulders and tapers inward dramatically toward the feet. It is commonly used in both natural eco- burials and cremations across the UK."

This is funny because colin has tiny feet.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 7

I am eating häagen dazs directly from the tub whilst watching egypt play football. Please update your records.

A pot of häagen dazs strawberrycheesecake iced cream with an spoon in it; the background shows (amongst many other things) the egypt argentina game on an telly

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 7

a meme generated using nigel farage's words to a sky news journalist "You tell your bosses, you harass my family any more, there will be serious consequences. That's what your organization has done this morning. Go away." upon an photomontagé of john oliver in general hospital.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 4

Must be quite an expensive wedding.

the overflow car park for wimborne minster, there is an traffic cone protecting a parking space with a printout taped to it that reads 'reserved parking for OASIS'

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 3

a gun and a pack of sandwiches, drawn by the excellent tokyo sexwhale

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 3

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jul 1

Uh oh.

an 30yr old bottle of jean boyer absinthe, gifted to me by fellow wimborne minster town councillor john billington

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 28

Where were you when you heard the news that ben stokes was retiring from international cricket?...

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 25

I have decidéd to put ice in my pint. Can recommend.

an pint of ale with three (3) iced cubes within it

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 24

Carl Fredricksen from Disney's 'Up' is the final step in the evolution of Andy Burnham. I shall not be taking any questions.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 24

Rowley birkin QC is the final step in the evolution of and burnham. I shall not be taking questions.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 22

#satire

a badly photoshoppéd ed miliband in amongst the burnham fraternitê.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 21

Also, i have visited wakefield.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 21

I have returnéd to leicester forest east services amd am 'enjoying' an wagu beef burger from burger king.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 16

Lads... Can very etc.

mr kipling cherry bakewell cake bites - an tub thereof

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 9

I am having an cup of tea.

an 'adventure time' mug with a big chip out of it near the rim

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 9

I rarely eat at work, but got peckish today and found out the local café does an eggs benny. Quite the worst hollandaise i've ever had, but solid effort overall for £7.50. Not sure about the tatertots either.

eggs benny in a cardboard takeaway carton. there are also a handful of tater tots.

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 6

a sausage, close up, with the words 'fear me' on the end of it

rodger nash@rodgernash· Jun 6

Went to the posh new bistro for breakfast. Was very pleased with the food. How much would you be willing to pay for this? (the second sausage looking thing is white pudding).