Róisín

@roisin

Róisín (pronounced “ro-SHEEN”) / ace lesbian trans woman (she/her) / 34 / anarcho-communist / Cleveland / Guardians, Cavs, Packers, and Eagles fan / Ohio State delenda est / free Łink, ban Jay and Aaron / icon by @kiyonescarlet.bsky.social

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Róisín@roisin· 27d

michael scott "I declare bankruptcy" meme from the office but he's saying "general strike" instead

Róisín@roisin· 28d

Corsica fits better

tweet from @ElGranSenglar

Periodic reminder that there is NO rational argument against building a replica of Corsica in Lake Michigan

And yes, this is to scale.

satellite map image of the southern basin of Lake Michigan with Corsica photoshopped into the lake itself

Róisín@roisin· 28d

Róisín@roisin· 29d

Róisín@roisin· 29d

feeling real good about Cleveland having the season series all but wrapped up, given we should have José and Angel Martínez back by then we swept the season series in '96 and it's not off the table yet, however unlikely it may or may not be

still from Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video with a seagull perched on a fence post next to the Cuyahoga River with overlaid text saying "CLEVELAND" "We're Not Detroit"

Róisín@roisin· Jul 5

1:30 AM fireworks are only acceptable at RIPCON 2 or above (RIPCON 3 in rare cases), or a local pro sports championship win (if within 2 hours of said win)

Róisín@roisin· Jul 3

Róisín@roisin· Jun 28

A proposal for the new OH/PA border

a map of northeastern Ohio subdivided by counties, municipalities, and townships, a purple line zigzagging its way along the map, within the bounds of the line are the entirety of Cuyahoga County, Hinckley Township in the northeastern corner of Medina County, most of Summit County (excluding the city of Green in the southeast corner), the five westernmost townships of Portage County, the entirety of Lake County, the northern tier of Ashtabula County, and the northeastern corner of Mahoning County, as well as the Trumbull County portions of the city of Youngstown

Róisín@roisin· Jun 27

gone until Thanksgiving 2037

google search showing the conversion of 100k hours to 11.416 years

Róisín@roisin· Jun 15

Róisín@roisin· Jun 12

without fail

we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and he hanged himself

Róisín@roisin· Jun 9

we don't usually see each other's headers, but here's mine, quote post with yours (if you feel like it)

Róisín@roisin· May 28

you're telling me a crusty old fart who looks like this is not only a flagrant racist but is also old-timey orientalist with it? color me SHOCKED

Max Hastings, author of the linked article

Róisín@roisin· May 23

in TNG and Voyager flavors

fake TNG title card reading "Thank Fuck There Aren't Any Mirror Universe Episodes in This Series"

Róisín@roisin· May 23

always hated this specific type of episode/this part of Geordi's character

fake TNG title card reading "Geordi Fumbles Yet Another Love Interest By Being a Weird Creep

Róisín@roisin· May 23

TNG opening sequence with the Enterprise-D in space with a fake episode title reading "ur mom gay"

Róisín@roisin· May 20

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good and bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"

Róisín@roisin· May 18

if you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be? (HP/MP)

Róisín@roisin· May 16

post a meme made by you (sorry it's mostly bitter Guardians memes made in frustration when they've sucked)

a picture of a white oak (Quercus alba) tree with text over it reading "QUERCED UP WHITE BOY"

Chalmers and Skinner at the beginning of Steamed Hams, Chalmers' face has a large W over it, with text below reading "Well Guardians, I made it, despite your pitching"

a Cleveland Guardians end of season "THANK YOU FANS" graphic poorly edited to read "FUCK YOU FANS"

the God Has Abandoned Us Garfield and Friends meme but with Cleveland Guardians ballcaps hastily shopped atop each character's head

Róisín@roisin· May 15

Osomatsu, Karamatsu, Choromatsu, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu Matsuno from Osomatsu-San

Róisín@roisin· Apr 22

re-block me you slopsucking dipshit

Róisín@roisin· Apr 13

managed to snap a quick pic this morning on the bus

the charred aftermath of a car crashing into a building with two Cleveland police SUVs in front, as seen from a bus window

Róisín@roisin· Apr 8

a Guardian from Breath of the Wild with a Cleveland ballcap, bat, and baseball photoshopped onto it

Róisín@roisin· Apr 7

Róisín@roisin· Apr 1

gorgeous morning in Cleveland, home of the Ten Thousand Losses podcast, as well

definitely Cleveland and not at all a picture of Santorini

Róisín@roisin· Mar 29

last but certainly not least:

* Reconstruction-style federal administration of Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Virginia, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming for as long as is necessary

Róisín@roisin· Mar 29

just a short, non-exhaustive list of my woke agenda

* universal healthcare, $400/wk UBI, and SNAP
* end hot food restrictions for SNAP
* universal free breakfast and lunch for PreK-12 students
* living minimum wage tied to inflation, abolish sub-minimum tipped and disabled wages
* 30-hour work week
* employers cannot mandate overtime or require responses from employees after hours
* lower retirement age to 60
* tie Social Security COLA to inflation
* universal paid maternity (up to 18 months) and paternity (up to 3 months) leave at full salary, add'l 18 months at 70% salary
* universal child tax credit
* 30 days paid vacation per year
* nationwide rent limits and rent control
* crack down on reql estate speculation
* strengthen building codes and tenant protections, minimum $5M fine for each violation
* ban all construction of five-over-ones
* tuition-free public universities and trade schools
* forgive all student loan debt
* expand local and regional rail transit
* fare-free public transit
* nationwide high speed rail
* electrification of all passenger and freight rail
* no new gasoline-powered vehicles by 2040
* legalize kei trucks nationwide
* regulate size of new consumer vehicles
* abolish Social Security contribution cap
* 100% tax on all assets over $999,999,999 and 90% tax rate on all assets over $500,000,000

$* tax churches/other religious institutions endorsing political parties and/or candidates * abolish credit scores * heavily regulate cryptocurrency and generative AI * national moratorium on data center construction * heavily regulate the supplement and alternative medicine industry * stringent curriculum requirements for homeschooling; only allowed on case-by-case basis, parent or guardian administering homeschooling must have 2-year degree in childhood education at minimum * end religious/non-medical exemptions for vaccinations * ban multi-level marketing and chiropractic * ban pharmaceutical advertising on TV * codify Roe v. Wade * de-schedule and legalize cannabis and psychedelics at the federal level * mandate direct-to-consumer auto sales * regulate sports gambling like tobacco (esp. advertisements) * regulate microtransactions in online gaming * trust-bust the telecommunications, airline, and entertainment industries * de-privatize all public utilities * ban fracking, phase out coal mining and oil drilling * expand solar, wind, nuclear, and minimally-invasive hydroelectric energy * ban child marriage nationwide * ban conversion therapy nationwide * abolish bans on gender-affirming care nationwide * abolish statutes of limitations for sexual assault, rape, and sexual crimes against children * aggressively root out and prosecute sexually abusive clergy and police * abolish capital punishment nationwide$

* abolish private prisons
* end cash bail
* end mandatory minimum sentencing for non-violent drug offenses
* actually close Gitmo and return the land to Cuba
* mandatory retirement age of 70 for all federal elected and appointed government officials
* 18 year combined term limits for House and Senate
* ban all elected officials and their immediate families from trading stocks while in office
* 13 justice Supreme Court, one per federal circuit
* 15 year SCOTUS term limit
* hard ethics rules for federal judiciary, make it easier to remove justices for misconduct
* overturn most Roberts Court decisions
* full Congressional representation, suffrage, and citizenship for DC, Puerto Rico, US Virgin Islands, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and American Samoa, binding self-determination referenda for PR and American Samoa
* increase the size of the House to 1000 representatives
* abolish the Electoral College, ranked-choice voting for president
* designate Election Day as a federal holiday
* automatic voter registration
* pass the John Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act, PRO act, and Green New Deal
* repeal the Jones Act, Patriot Act, USA Freedom Act, Taft-Hartley Act, and Hyde Amendment
* ban right-to-work laws
* ratify a constitutional amendment striking "except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted" from the 13th Amendment

* ratify the Equal Rights Amendment with unambiguous, airtight, impossible to deliberately misconstrue language, with added protections for sexual orientation and gender identity/expression
* undo all Trump executive orders, funding cuts, and cuts to foreign aid/UNRWA
* cease foreign aid to Israel
* full arms embargo on Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and UAE, sanctions on all four for egregious human rights violations
* land back for native tribes, return Six Grandfathers/"Mount Rushmore" to full native control
* slavery/Jim Crow reparations
* full and immediate recognition of a Palestinian state
* end the embargo and normalize diplomatic relations with Cuba
* halve (at minimum) the defense budget, end the F-35 and V-22 Osprey programs
* decommission 95% (at minimum) of the nuclear arsenal
* designate Proud Boys, Patriot Front, the Republican Party, and other fascist, white nationalist organizations as terrorist groups
* trials for ICE and the Trump regime that make Nuremberg look like a minor playground disagreement

Róisín@roisin· Mar 28

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

half-body of my fursona Róisín, a grey and off-white ragdoll cat with black and purple-streaked hair, she has an exasperated, dead inside expression on her face, she's wearing a Cleveland Guardians City Connect hat and hoodie, her hands in the hoodie pocket

Róisín@roisin· Mar 27

Róisín@roisin· Mar 26

welcome to the lich club, enjoy your stay, here's my lich sona/OC, Éabha, an undead deer girl who was made a lich when she was dug up from a potter's field by a necromancer who used her for practice she's a sweetie but very accident-prone, cursed with weird "terrible-then-good" luck