One day, girl. One day.

Holy fucking shit the game is radioactive now. What kind of absolute loser...???

I offer you three commanders to lead your deck in a Magic The Gathering game. Pick one and give your answer why. Only caveat, the reason cannot include any of the rules text on the card.

Flute is kissy lips. Oboe is blowy lips.

Sure dude.

Look, enjoy what you want to enjoy, but like... My instinctive reaction when I see a fake woman with insanely huge boobs is sympathy, not arousal. I'm not embarrassed about that.

Weird, here it says that most people haven't heard enough on him, and that his disapproval ratings are lower than any other figure tested in the polls. Huh. Weird.

Obligatory reference to this:

It is the business of insects to busy, it is the business of homebodies to bother, and it is the business of the New York Times to whitewash bigotry.

Gornog recently got this as well: Hypothetical... Turn 6... 92 combat damage?

Have had fun with these. Gornog is probably my favorite casual deck. Marchesa is my centerpiece. Kastral is just bird.

My guy, it's you. You are the online.

He has still, actually, not listened to a goddamned word I said.

He's just pivoting to the Azov battalion because of course he's a pro-russia tankie.

He's not "just asking questions" dude. He's highlighting a paragraph from reddit where someone completely separate says that if Will Stancil uses Nazi money to fight Nazis it's good. And then doesn't elaborate.

In a world full of Hythonias, be a Boseiju.

???