Cool Ronch (@ronthony) · DIRTY

Cool Ronch

@ronthony

I lost my sense of smell before it was cool

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Cool Ronch@ronthony· 17d

Finally, an airbus for land!

It’s a land bus labeled as an airbus

Cool Ronch@ronthony· 19d

It’s a guy eating Little Cesar’s in a car and the text above says “Saying dumb shit taste so good when u ain’t got a bitch in ya ear telling you it’s stupid”

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jun 29

Stayed up till 4am drinking with buds at camp trip last night. Had to breakdown camp and drive 5 hrs home today.

It’s the shot of ET lying sick in a creek but someone has added Moe Szyslak’s “No Funeral” sign

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jun 5

Today’s my kids’ last day of school. Time to initiate Summer Mode

Pavarotti in an aloha shirt grilling some meats and talking into an enormous cell phone. Jay-Z was probably looking at this picture when he wrote Big Pimpin

This time Pavarotti is wearing a different aloha shirt and riding a bike but he’s still gabbing on an enormous cell phone. He’s probably telling someone how to be large and in charge

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jun 5

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jun 2

Regular Winnie the Pooh likes Cinnamon Toast Crunch, a child’s candy masquerading as a cereal, whereas the dignified Winnie the Pooh in a Suit prefers the much more refined and understated flavors of Cinnamon Life

Cool Ronch@ronthony· May 26

In this house, Zoltar is the only AI we respect.

It’s my blonde son standing in front of an animatronic fortune teller named Zoltar

Cool Ronch@ronthony· May 25

Camping update: I accidentally went to the grocery store from One Battle After Another

Cool Ronch@ronthony· May 22

Speaking of minivans, I’m putting mine through the gauntlet today

Cool Ronch@ronthony· May 15

Allowing myself a special Thursday beer in celebration of The Grill

I’m holding a can of Modelo in my backyard in front of a Weber grill.

Cool Ronch@ronthony· May 5

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Apr 19

The biggest cheez it

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Apr 15

Who wore it best?

This is the album cover to Steely Dan’s Aja, which looks a lot like the picture of Trump below

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Apr 1

Reddit’s targeted advertising thinks I’m a doctor with a DUI. Kind of flattering, honestly

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Mar 6

I saw one of these in the wild the other day and it got me thinking: they kind of look like Napoleon Dynamite.

It’s a picture of Napoleon Dynamite from the hit film Napoleon Dynamite. He looks just like a Ford Aerostar.

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Mar 1

I made some artwork for my friend’s band’s new single

It’s a square image with green stairs against an orange background and the stairs say “LIPS LIPS LIPS” and there’s a yellow guy who’s been flattened out on the steps and it says “DB4” in the corner

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Feb 11

It’s a weather balloon Bart Simpson altered to look like Principal Skinners dump truck ass and it says “Hi! I’m Big Butt Skinner”

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Feb 6

Nothing but respect for my local muffler shop

A picture of a yellow building with a sign that says “HY-FY MUFFLER” and two C3 Corvettes are parked out front

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jan 21

A graduate of the Steve Bannon school of fashion

A picture of Steve Bannon wearing at least 2 button up shirts, possibly more

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jan 17

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jan 14

Each and every man under my command owes me 100 Nazi QR codes. And I want my codes.

Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jan 8

The AI-slop section of my Facebook feed is telling me this is the video of the ICE murder from yesterday.

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Jan 2

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Dec 20

I sent my wife this text from Costco today and was easily able to determine we don’t need more batteries. Thanks Battery Daddy!

A text exchange where I ask my wife to send me a picture of both sides of the battery daddy and she then obliges

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Dec 16

If anyone asks where I am tell em I’m on an adult piano adventure

A book titled “Adult Piano Adventures”

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Dec 5

It’s one of them Backstreet Boys dressed as a mummy from that part of the song where he asks if he’s sexual but he’s asking about Odo from the quote post, as implied by a speech bubble

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Nov 15

Let’s hear it for the toads!

A picture of my wife holding a toad while wearing gardening gloves

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Nov 13

An old man adjusts his readers and squints at a laptop

An old lady lifts her readers up so she can squint in a flabbergasted manner at her smartphone

An old man pulls his reading glasses down his nose and makes a “wtf” face at his smartphone

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Nov 5

This is pretty good, Rudy, but you should have gone with this format instead. Put an x over each tower and say “Now Orlando is my best friend”

Cool Ronch@ronthony· Nov 3

But this guy is a fucking champ. He’s the best to ever do it.

A picture of my sweet dog with a bandaged front paw