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Rose K

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Rose K@rose-kolo· 16d

This is my oldest draft. I don't think the internet is ready yet

A draft post
"Enjoy your risotto
crocus eating ass bitch"

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jun 20

Me, on the singles table at a wedding: (ok, just be normal, nothing desperate, nothing crazy) Also me:

Siobhan Fahey, of Shakespears Sister from the music video for Stay.

Her dark hair, eye make-up & outfit, combined with bright light behind her, rictus grin and contorted facial expression give her appearance an unhinged quality, not in the slighest resembling me when a romantic prospect is nearby & i have downed 3/4 of a bottle of cheap pinot gris to soothe my anxiety

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jun 19

Dee Dee frol Dexter's Lab

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jun 17

🤣 Roadhouse, but it's

Still from The Road

Still from The Lighthouse

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jun 8

French visual artist predicts enemy missile strike targets by 'walking against the wind' @gnomonchronicles.bsky.social

A book cover for PK Dick's lesser known novel Mime out of joint.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jun 7

Sunday vibes

A still from the video game Slay the Princess. A disconcerting female character with a cracked, porcelain looking face mask and wide eyes is saying "I wonder how many times I'll get to play with you before you break"

Rose K@rose-kolo· May 31

Number of days since my last Amber Midthunder post: 0 days

Amber Midthunder on reservation in ornate native styled dress

Amber Midthunder as Naru in Prey

Amber Midthunder full length in distressed jeans and a tee, leaning against a pink wall with graffiti wings 'sprouting' appropriately behind her

Amber Midthunder in a burgundy top looking off camera over her shoulder. Her hair is long and loise. She iset against an urban background with graffiti down one side, rail tracks the other. Careful looking directly into her eyes, it's a long way down...

Rose K@rose-kolo· May 12

Sorry for sucky times. Here is a cat meme 💕

Rose K@rose-kolo· May 5

Breaking: Titanic has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala #metgala #titanic

The stairs at the met gala, some people reacting to somebody tripping & titanic (the ship) poorly photoshopped in, pointing downwards as if falling

Rose K@rose-kolo· Apr 27

Preparing for the influx of totally not FBI accounts:

How do you do fellow bloosks?

Steve Buscemi in the " how do you do fellow kids" meme, dressed as a kid in a generic band tee, cap & with a skateboard over one shoulder

Rose K@rose-kolo· Apr 25

I know we're supposed to uphold & support the sanctity of motherhood but she looks like a bee

Laura Whitmore, in an outfit that exposes her belly. It appears she is with child. Possibly an entire litter.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Apr 21

Number of days since my last Olivia-post: 0 days

Olivia Rodrigo, pink cardi, blue cap with the word winona stitched on it, pulled down over her face, framed with long dark brown locks & wearing over ear headphones. Sleepy coefficient: 7
Cuteness coefficient: <error ~ machine broken. cutness overload>

Rose K@rose-kolo· Apr 8

I made some a few weeks ago Dis yew~

Mayak eggs
(Jammy eggs marinated overnight in soy, honey, spring onion, sesame, rice wine vinegar, chilli, garlic)

Some mayak eggs on the side of chicken satay & rice

Rose K@rose-kolo· Apr 1

I have about a dozen Jon Carling greeting cards left in my drawer and must order some more. People are blown away receiving them Check out his work at www.joncarling.com

[repost bc the pic was too dark]
Greetings cards all designs by Jon Carling. Everybody who gets one makes a point of thanking me and asking about the artist. He is here on bsky too!

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 25

Number of days since my last Olivia post: 0 days

Olivia Rodrigo in British Vogue. She is standing, barefoot, on a chair, on a beach. The forefround is sand, behind her and to her left is the sea. The light suggests early evening. Her hair is down around bare shoulders, she is looking down at the sand. She is wearing an ivory corseted dress. She looks like heaven on a sunny day.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 21

She's just got an energy ~ one of the funnest times i had all of last summer was just me and a bottle of wine watching her headline glastonbury (on tv)

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 21

Olivia Rodrigo on the cover of British Vogue

The cover of british vogue. Aoril 2026. A full length shot of olivia rodrigo standing on a chair. The chair is on a beach in the foreground, with sea behind and to her left. The sky has a pinkish hue suggesting sun is setting.
Her arms are by her side. She looks relaxed, determined and stunning. She is wearing a black onepiece reminiscent of her stage outfits, covered in reflective jewellery. Also leeeeeegs.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 17

Number of days since my last Olivia post: 0 days

Queen Olivia Rodrigo, first of her name. Nude dress, bare shoulders, lightly made up. Perfect.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 1

Rose K@rose-kolo· Feb 27

Graham Gooch apparently

Rose K@rose-kolo· Feb 25

Just musing on how boilers work...

"How boilers work:

The driver takes Maman into town for supplies. She locates the plumber's handsome young apprentice & after making a show of struggling with a sack of potatoes he offers to carry them. On return to the car the driver explains it has broken down & so TPHYA drives Maman home, she leaves him holding the bag & disappears. I slip out of a sidedoor 'for a smoke' before my morning ride, wearing a pair of jodhpurs so tight you can see my breakfast. At some point I mention a broken boiler before dropping my lighter & in bending to retrieve it, give him a view that will sustain him all afternoon as he works on our pipes, all the while thinking of me bouncing up and down in the saddle. That is how boilers work.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Feb 19

Number of days since my last Olivia-post: 0 days

O Rodrigo in a gold reflective dress, holding an award* with a smile that suggests she knows how good her eyebrows look. Note the ICE out badge.

* The Universal Music Group x REVERB Amplifier Award, apparently

Rose K@rose-kolo· Feb 17

Number of days since my last Olivia-post: 0 days

O Rodrigo. Forehead curl pasted, eyebrows perfected, set face to: stun.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Feb 10

who did this?

The dying alien from men in black meme, where a grey alien with bulbous eyes is revealed to be travelling inside the head of an apparent human.

Somebody has added long curly brown hair and a Vault 33 jumpsuit making it look a bit like goblin faced Ella Purnell, who plays Lucy in the Fallout tv show.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jan 23

Content creators being photobombed by pets while they try to work is my 2nd favourite porn genre

A white cat with its tongue out has walked in front of a camera taking a sexy picture. We just see some feet in patterned stockings & the top of the woman's head, the rest is cat

Rose K@rose-kolo· Jan 11

Eye of Saurussy after a big weekend

Glazed ring donut. Sticky.

Rose K@rose-kolo· Dec 25

The how it started how it's going on this 😍

Two posts by blossom. One from early 2024 saying "I would be such a good wife guy but first must acquire a wife". One from two weeks ago saying "I think I am becoming a wife guy"

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 24

Let me say again who should play Buffy in the remake...

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 24

Wait, Olivia Rodrigo wore what to Lollapalooza?

Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025

Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025

Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025

Olivia Rodrigo slaying in a red leather leotard at Lollapalooza, Chile 2025

Rose K@rose-kolo· Mar 15

The plot thickens... 😂