Lace and Roses

@roseandlace

Perpetually tired, overstimulated, Horrid Little Horn Goblin. Older than you think, younger than I feel. Icon by @Meg-James.bsky.social

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Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jul 9

YOU CANNOT TELL ME HE'S WRONG

A 1990 Ford pickup, it's small with soft edges and minimal detailing.

A lifted 2026 f150 with monster tires and edgy lights.

The original hulk from the TV series, barely defined miracles

A new batman, all hard edges and overly defined shapes.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jul 5

I am hot and exhausted and thirsty AF So here's your almost-horny reminder to hydrate Cheers~

A metal mug almost completely obscures one of two bare tiddies as it's lifted to be drunk from.
Belly folds rest on badge thighs, one ankle tucked beneath a knee on a bed of rumpled blankets.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 29

Story of my life

A cars trunk full of watermelons. A scraggly white cat stands on the edge with one paw almost possessively on a melon, looking almost angrily at the camera.

The cat it labeled 'ME' and the melons are labeled 'My unhealthy coping mechanisms'.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 25

My hat for kayak days~ (Pls disregard my car garbage)

A blue bucket hat with air vents, a side snap, a chin strap, and a flap of fabric at the neck to protect from sun.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 20

Thousand Islands region of NY actually has over 1800 Islands They made marketing decisions

A solid marker in the middle of the river, the top sign part painted a bright green. An almost indistinguishable osprey nest is atop it.
A flat rocky bit almost level with the water further out has a flock of some sort of waterbird resting.

A darker zoomed out shot of the previous, with more of the St Laurence river and treelined shore viewable.

A rocky island with trees and a stone castle/boathouse. The side rail of a boat is on the foreground on the right

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 17

#ArtFight is in two weeks, show off your attacks from previous years! artfight.net/~LaceAndRoses

An anthro caterpillar sitting on a tree stump with a tiny butterfly at one hand and a dark wooded background. Pen lines, colored pencil finish.

A pencil sketch of a 4 winged angel in a corset kneeling and looking into the camera.

A centaur-hippocamp with the human torso napping on a log above water, legs and fins and tail drifting lazily below. Pen lines, colored pencil finish.

A digital colored sketch of a swimming monster with dragon/horse head, clawed forelegs, kelp-like hair/mane, and a snake-ish tail.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 16

Please, my drawer can't hold anymore It makes such noises on opening/closing I have 2 that live in permanent display on my dresser because I cannot fit further treasures in my chest Let me get a house, so I can get a hutch/armoire/display case for them and we'll talk again

A collection of 48 dildos strewn across a blanket. They vary realistic to fantasy, dull colors to legitimate rainbows, tiny packers to one larger than a tissue box (provided for scale).

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 12

Ugh 😵‍💫 Stay hydrated, man This is at my computer, WITH fans and the buildings AC set to 70° At least it's keeping the humidity down...

A small thermometer/humidity reader propped on the top edge of a computer monitor

It reads 79.7°F and 47% humidity.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 9

I AM SCREAMING NORA OMG

2 of the baubles from the above array, one streaks of vibrant bubbly colors like a beach, one greens and purples separated by a dichroic strip.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 6

Cutting half my hairs off~ So much easier to regulate body temp now

A selfie showing off a new haircut and as little face as possible.
Hair is shorn to the scalp until about 2 inches above the ear.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· Jun 4

See, I read the blue bit as the face/beak, the little things wings in flight, and the orange as ridiculous plumage The stem is a very long tail.

Poor digital white lines showing a bird overlayed on one of the Bird of Paradise flowers from the above skeet.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 31

Amazing critters. Worth a trip. Dogs with ranges of 30-95% wolf in them, ambassadors for the species. They open the sanctuary most weekends for tours like this, and also have a few critters that they take out to public outreach events, too~

A man crouches in the midground, behind a pair of wolf-dogs so rapidly approaching the camera that ones snout has dipped out of frame. The light gray one on the left has her head down, the darker black/gray one has head and tail up and he's slightly blurry from motion.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 31

This. Looking forward to this, and seeing my friends discover this, and getting to do this. They're good dogs.

A white/gray/brown/black wolf dog sits in the dirt, getting shoulder scritches.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 29

Ahhh, a kindred spirit!

The back end of a raccoon hanging out of a garbage can. The Tumblr post below it reads (accurately) "this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer".

A small possum smothered in a fleece blanket, just the face poking out. "at the next inconvenience I will start biting people" is the caption.

The front half of a beefy raccoon halfway inside a cat door, eyes glowing in reflection. "I'm going insane do you want anything" is the caption.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 29

What's your favorite wholesome meme? Mine is definitely

A bottle of green curry sauce on a grocery shelf.
A bottle of red curry sauce on a grocery shelf.
A phone held next to both with just a picture of the best Curry, Tim, on the screen.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 29

There is no definite answer to this But this one speaks to me in the moment, on scrolling through my trove. XD

A grainy gray mannekin-style body with its hand over it's chest, which is glowing red. The text reads "that hit me in the honey nut feelios".

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 29

Do iiiiiiiitttt No regrets, look how he handled my critter last year~ I may be more gender queer than fluid, but Lace can actually present however they feel because ~magic~ and I love that for them.

A sfw full body anthro unicorn against the Genderfluid pride flag background

An alternate version of the full body anthro unicorn against the Genderfluid pride flag background, this one with tiddies and vag.

An alternate version of the full body anthro unicorn against the Genderfluid pride flag background, this one with their dick hanging out.

Lace and Roses@roseandlace· May 27

Well, that was a nice after-work walk. Have to do it again without the easily distracted kiddo along sometime, but he's a good little one considering everything. Was better than doin it alone for a first time