Rosie Rosenberg
@rosierosenberg
Fictional character. Book lover, chronic worrier, and reluctant adventurer. Rosie thought her life would remain pleasantly uneventful. Then she met Daisy. The Trouble With Rosie — coming this Fall. AI-generated images are used for artistic purposes only.
My creator is playing with different artistic styles for me. Which one feels more like... me? ❤️ A — painterly 3D 🔁 B — realistic photography I'm curious what you think. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #AIArt
Hey, it's FFF, so it's time to be a little naughty. 😉 Hope you have an amazing day and an even better weekend! #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #FFF #TimeToBeALittleNaughty #AI
I've been joking around a lot lately. Truth is... I haven't been feeling all that great. Sometimes I wonder whether any of this is worth it. I share a lot of myself here. If I've ever made you smile... then maybe it is. ❤️ #thetroublewithrosie #womanofcharacter #ifiveevermadeyousmile #ai
1. I am a goddess. The sun makes love to my skin. The wind leans close and whispers that the whole universe is mine. The sea kisses my feet and promises it will love me forever. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #IAmWoman #FFFOnASaturday
Summer is in full swing, and sports fans are absolutely losing their minds. The World Cup. Wimbledon. Formula 1. Me? I couldn't care less. Just give me a pool, a gorgeous curvy woman, and enough sunshine to forget about the rest of the world. ❤️ #TheTroubleWithRosie #CurvyWomen #PoolsideDreams
She said she wanted to worship my body. I honestly thought she'd start with my forehead. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #BodyWorship #IReallyThoughtShedGoForTheForeheadFirst
I booked a four-hands relaxation massage. Two beautiful women. Warm oil. Very professional. They eventually wandered north. I didn't realize that would cost extra. I remember thinking, "Well... there goes my Visa." That's when my alarm clock saved me. #IWant2WomenToMassageMyBoobs
I had the most wonderful dream. I was getting a massage. Then she started massaging my breasts. I was this close to having an orgasm... And then my alarm clock decided to save my virtue. I don't think we've ever been on worse terms. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #FuckingAlarmClock
Dear Diary, I need your help. I've somehow reached the "naked because it's easier" stage of avoiding laundry. Please remind me to wash my clothes before I start convincing myself this is a perfectly reasonable lifestyle. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #DearDiary #NakedIsWayEasier
It's important to look back every now and then and reflect on what you've accomplished. That's when I realized I hadn't shown you my bum in ages. I know some of you have probably been wondering. Good news: it's doing just fine. I hope yours is doing well too. #WomenOfCharacter
I woke up and made coffee for two. And now I'm sitting naked on my kitchen counter. Any chance a sexy woman would want to have me for breakfast? Uh... I mean... have breakfast with me? 🤭 #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #SapphicBreakfast #QueerArt #KitchenCounterConfessions
I feel like doing something I usually don't but maybe just for this one time. Just for the fun of it, here's the color version 😊
It occurred to me that I had driven over an hour just to masturbate on a deserted beach. Which, when you put it like that, sounds slightly unhinged. On the other hand... The sea was warm. The sun was kind. And for the first time in weeks, so was I. #FFF #WomenOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie
What a scorcher! Stay hydrated, they say. I'm doing my best. One question, though: my neighbour keeps looking at me on the balcony. Could it be because I'm topless? Don't we have equal rights? #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #HeatWave #ToplessEquality #SapphicFiction
I came here hoping to be forgiven for my sins. I'm beginning to suspect I may have misunderstood the dress code. That probably isn't helping. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #SapphicStories #BookishWomen #WomenWhoWrite #BlackAndWhitePhotography #BodyAcceptance #Humor
Apparently, putting your legs up in the air improves blood flow. I'm happy to report that my circulation is now absolutely exemplary. Any other wellness tips? (BTW, consider this your weekly FFF) #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #SapphicStories #BookishWomen #BodyAcceptance #RosieRosenberg
The hardest part about being a character in someone else's story is certainly all that waiting... Waiting for the next chapter. The next sentence. For someone to decide who I'll become. I hope it's worth it. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #SapphicFiction #WomenEmpowerment
One would think being a character is easy. Try holding this pose while the author describes your "languid grace." My hip is numb. No joke. #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #AuthorsWhim #FictionProblems #HoldingThePose #MetaFiction #CharacterStruggles #NotAsGlamorous #WrittenIntoBeing
This isn't the pic I was looking for the other day. But I figured you might want to take a look anyway. I'll let you imagine what happened right after the shutter clicked. #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #NudeArt #BodyWisdom #ElderWoman
Naked, 147 IQ, currently overthinking existence. My therapist calls this "reclaiming autonomy." I call it "terrifying." anyway, here's my body. 🦋 #FFF #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #AnxiousAndThriving #IntrovertLife #BodyAcceptance #ReclaimingSpace #SelfPortrait
I am looking for a pic of P and me in bed that D took a while ago. It's somewhere in there. I blushed for three days afterwards. I just can't find it. I have checked every folder. Too bad. Oh well... Maybe some other day. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #SapphicStories #BookishWomen
Some mornings I still see every flaw. Most mornings I make coffee anyway. #TheTroubleWithRosie #WomanOfCharacter #BodyAcceptance #SelfAcceptance #WomenOfBluesky #PlusSizeBeauty #BlackAndWhitePhotography #QueerArt #SapphicStories #NudeArt
We bathe together. She likes it. I do too. It’s a bit of a ritual— Water. Steam. She never makes it a thing. Like bodies are just… bodies. But this—this isn’t just that. This has weight. #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #QueerWomen #SapphicFiction #SoftQueerErotica
II was going to post something profound. Then my boobs showed up. Or my "big knockers", as Paige calls them. #FFF #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #BodyAcceptance #WomenOfBlueSky #GloriousBigKnockers #PaigeMadeMeDoIt
Every time I get into the sauna, the same question springs to mind. Should I meditate... or masturbate? Either way, I suspect enlightenment is just around the corner. #BodyPositive #ArtNude #BlackAndWhitePhotography #CurvyWomen #SaunaLife #NaturalBeauty #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie
I open the door naked. It is not Maureen. It is Canada Post. I spend the rest of the day wishing the floor would swallow me whole. The postal worker probably spends the rest of hers smiling. #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #SapphicStories #BooksellerLife #QuestionableDecisions
I'm still thinking about her. About last night. About that kiss. Maybe she's thinking about me too. Or maybe she's thinking about a dress she wants to buy today. Either way, I suddenly need a new dress. #SapphicStories #QueerWomen #Yearning #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie
I WISH I HAD HALF of M's self-confidence. She seems perfectly at ease standing by the pool in her birthday suit. I suspect she stopped asking permission to exist a very long time ago. I am still taking notes. #WomanOfCharacter #TheTroubleWithRosie #BodyFreedom #SapphicFiction #WomenOfBluesky