Ross
@rossthesedays
Trauma counsellor and hot take enthusiast. Multidisciplinary homosexual. He/they
It's 2026 and we're just quoting this absolutely bizarre outburst, very Cool and Normal.
Dog found a crab half buried in the sand. Crab was unimpressed at being found.
You just know Paul asked David to say this in the speech, maybe excitedly played him a clip of the song. Absolutely pathetic lol.
Just moving house with some of the worst rain and flooding since 2021 it's cool it's fine
I was boxing up Junior Cans' room, after he'd done an amazing job getting rid of anything he didn't want to keep. Opened his bottom bedside drawer and found some Treasures (of course they are now in a box)
Tfw you call Ōamaru Lovecraftian and an hour later this is the view from outside your kitchen
I have listened to this little hoon interrupt my counselling sessions for well over a year and it is a pleasure to finally meet her 😊 I nicknamed her Anchovy.
Hey @swordsjew.bsky.social I am packing up my office on penguin street and took some video for you.
When we brought home a foster pup, Timmy was perplexed but endlessly patient. He was a superb grandpa dog. She's now huge, no longer a foster, and is padding about the house looking for him.
Timmy was a greyhound with barely two braincells to rub together but he was the gentlest, kindest dog I've ever met.
Imagine waking up every morning to go work as the public affairs guy at the Third Way thinktank
"the far right project I helped engineer got out of my control and the proles aren't letting me do it again so we need a third party" OK cool man
Starting to think that quotation marks are the media equivalent of crossing yourself to ward off the evil eye.
The gold ring my grandmother gave to me before she died, that she had inherited. She reckoned it's from the 1830s? I wear it every day.