
Roweland@rowelandfox· 28d Ma!
MA!
THERE'S THIS WEIRD CAT OUTSIDE!

Roweland@rowelandfox· Jun 7 And this is why I don't buy MOLLE pouches from Amazon.

Roweland@rowelandfox· May 30 I wish I could sleep as well as the ladies in the photoshoots for the hyper penis-sized body pillow ads

Roweland@rowelandfox· May 29 SUV: Snep Utility Vehicle

Roweland@rowelandfox· May 8 Literal "open arms"! They gave me a cross bow!

Roweland@rowelandfox· May 6 Tail is on backwards, dude.
Eye colors wrong, too.

Roweland@rowelandfox· Apr 17 Aren't some of these redundant?

Roweland@rowelandfox· Apr 5 Coincidentally just ordered that book today.

Roweland@rowelandfox· Mar 26 Tsk tsk.
Had me going for a second there

Roweland@rowelandfox· Mar 19 Like a honey roasted drill bit

Roweland@rowelandfox· Mar 17 Yes, more big penises for the Big Penises Collective!
#NSFW

Roweland@rowelandfox· Mar 13 *gasp* She must be closeby!

Roweland@rowelandfox· Mar 12 Worth noting this happened in the podunk town of....
Rosemont, IL 🫤

Roweland@rowelandfox· Mar 9 Jerked it to bear cumvids in my hotel room before coming down to the breakfast bar to post a post cum cum post-cum-berry compote post