Royal (@royalpdx) · DIRTY

Royal

@royalpdx

Stay at home dad, actor, voice actor, improv comedian, DM, all around geek. Up and coming has been. 🖕🧊 royalhebert.com

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Royal@royalpdx· 11d

"Caw, caw, bang FUCK I'm dead! "

Royal@royalpdx· 13d

I'm doing a thing! You should come see it!

Poster foran upcoming performance of an Improvised Movie double feature coming up at Kickstand Comedy in Portland, OR on August 29th.

Royal@royalpdx· 20d

Umm...I don't think the weather is just supposed to be "smoke".

Royal@royalpdx· Jun 17

Not cool, Costco. Not. Cool. Two liter for scale.

An image of a jar of Reese's Pieces candy next to a two liter bottle of soda. It's nearly the same size.

Royal@royalpdx· Jun 15

Seriously. Dude's out there looking like a Dick Tracy villain.

A rogue's gallery of villains from the Dick Tracy comic. 10 different characters are depicted with their names listed below them. Included are, from left to right, top to bottom, Stooge Villar, The Mole, The Blank, Boris Arson, Flattop, Steve the Tramp, B-B Eyes, Big Boy, Yogi Yamma, The Brow, and Shaky.

Royal@royalpdx· Jun 10

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't announce it, but there would be signs.

An ad for a home skee-ball machine available at Costco that costs $3999.99.

Royal@royalpdx· Mar 28

Yeah, this feels about right.

Three cowboys riding horses are stopped, confused, at a toll booth.

Royal@royalpdx· Feb 15

Made a Red Velvet cake for Valentine's Day. It tastes way better than it looks.

Royal@royalpdx· Jan 23

It's going around.

A brown and white dog wearing a light blue scarf is sleeping. His nose is forward the camera lying on a black pillow.

Royal@royalpdx· Dec 2

This is the first day of my kid's Lego Star Wars advent calendar. It's not even a mini figure! Hand for scale. I was looking forward to, you know, BUILDING. This is not a great start, Lego.

A very small brown Lego figure inside a plastic pouch being held in the palm of a hand.

Royal@royalpdx· Nov 16

Big mood.

A brown dog with a white stripe down his forehead and around his snout does on a red, gray, and black floral pillow.

Royal@royalpdx· Nov 7

I literally just finished vacuuming. Gonna scream.

A single cheerio on a hardwood floor

Royal@royalpdx· Nov 2

Off book was AMAZING! Musical improv is a magic trick, I fucking swear.

Royal@royalpdx· Oct 29

Made apple cider donuts. Not bad!

Royal@royalpdx· Oct 28

As is tradition, with @jesshebert.bsky.social.

Three pumpkins on a porch carved into jack o' lanterns.

Royal@royalpdx· Oct 25

Yep. This is what I needed.

A flat tire on a black pickup truck.

Royal@royalpdx· Oct 11

Yep. Portland is definitely a war zone.

Royal@royalpdx· Sep 11

Fucking disgusting. I'm so ashamed of this. There is no reason to honor that nazi.

Screenshot of a press release from oregon governor Tina Kotek ordering fists to be lowered to half staff in honor of a bigot.

Royal@royalpdx· Aug 23

I'm sure I have *no* idea what you're talking about. Ahem.

Homer Simpson backs into a hedge, slowly disappearing into the foliage.

Royal@royalpdx· Aug 22

Bucky says Happy Birthday! It's mine as well!

A brown and white spotted dog with brown floppy ears is lying on a gray couch looking at the camera.

Royal@royalpdx· Jul 21

And that's a wrap!

Royal@royalpdx· Jul 21

Sooooooon. @dimension20.bsky.social

The Dimension 20 Time Quangle stage is lit with blue lighting at the Climate Pledge Arena

Royal@royalpdx· Jul 3

He does get into hijinks, but in this heat he's largely a sleepy boi.

Royal@royalpdx· Apr 26

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

Carol Burnett is swinging an axe at John Ritter's head, only to be stopped at the last minute by Christopher Reeve in the movie Noises Off.

Royal@royalpdx· Apr 22

How can this happen *inside* the box? I've never seen a package look more like someone just said, "no, fuck you in particular."

A photo of a tub of hair product impaled on another one. They arrived issue the package like this.

Royal@royalpdx· Apr 14

A singular Beaker is possibly the least intimidating muppet. A PACK of them, however...

A group of people cosplaying as the muppet Beaker on a sidewalk in the middle of the night. One of them is a goth Beaker, another is pointing directly at the camera, and another is charging directly at the camera with seemingly murderous intent.

Royal@royalpdx· Apr 7

Movie night. Miss you, Mr. Kilmer.

Royal@royalpdx· Mar 19

Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.

Christopher Lloyd portraying Doc Brown in Back to the Future 2, smiling dementedly.

Royal@royalpdx· Mar 2

This. Sure, the videos of Trump doing foot stuff to Elon are funny, but still.

Batman breaks a weapon, which has been labeled "AI slop", and says, "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."

Royal@royalpdx· Feb 23

We've all been there.

A comic panel of a boy standing among some shipping crates, looking bewildered, saying, "Oh! I chased the pussy and now I'm lost!"