Russell “RPG” Ziskey
@rpg-volley
We’re in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it.
This seems like a slur someone would yell when a fight breaks out at a Gold’s gym because a bunch of broccoli-tops are hogging the bench presses.
“Will you tell General Hancock… that you slammed the door pretty hard on him, Jack. He was patronizing, and you stomped on him.”
I just got to watch fireworks from the best damn ground around and they're hitting me with one brigade... lovely. Lovely!
Don’t dare attempt to speak to me unless you’re as serious as student of strategy and history as I.
From left, to right, George Washington on horseback, trampling a soldier, as a cannonball bursts forth from the chest of another soldier (watercolor on canvas, 2026)
If you say “Lee was a brilliant tactician,” I’m checking to see cerebrospinal fluid is leaking out one of your ears and wasting no time getting you to the hospital.
Dad-maxxing with the Seventh Ohio today… free coin for someone’s kid if you can find it
It’s 2026 and I’m sincerely hoping there’s still time for the London Kings’ shortstop to break Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting streak.
But Glax he won a Golden Globe for playing the Mayor of Chicago for 18 episodes. You know this is exactly how he sees himself, too, which is sad.
What’s that? You’re telling me this dumb fucking dork hasn’t turned out to be the best Member of Congress ever and isn’t really even a mediocre first-term back-bencher? I never could have seen this coming.
After 225+ years of the rich getting richer, widening inequality, and no punishments for tanking the economy, stealing elections, or abusing the oppressed, you briefly caught a whiff of class consciousness. They shit their pants, closed ranks, and needed to come up with something to call you.
I probably sketched this in the hour it took me to download a Cindy Crawford or Kathy Ireland JPG from a local BBS.
Putting my comic book collection, which I haven’t touched in over 30 years, into new boxes and… Who let me buy this stuff back then?! I swear I’d have turned out to be a more morally upstanding person if they’d have just let me do crack as a teen instead of pouring this gasoline onto my brain.
That’s wild because I had a sergeant major go to the mat about how the official party at a gubernatorial inauguration couldn’t have military escorts (the governor was a democrat is the reason for selective enforcement). Anyway…
Me, anytime I travel anywhere or learn more about someone’s job.