My day? It's going well. How about yours? #Rubicon

I was told (somewhat forcefully) that this needed to be seen by all of you horny degenerates. I'm nothing if not obedient. 🫡 #Rubicon

Good lord... #Rubicon

The Friday Condition. (3 of 3) #Rubicon

Scoops. (2 of 3) #Rubicon

The summer hang. (1 of 3) #Rubicon

Home. Horny as FUCK and was wise enough to also take tomorrow off. But also picked up a cold from one of the adorable little monsters. So I've gotta work this boner all night before I feel too sick and gross! 😛 #Rubicon

This is the best I can do while staying in a big beach house with 14 other people at the shore (composed of parents, aunts, uncles, siblings, and 4 kids 🙃). #Rubicon

Absolutely RAGING today... #Rubicon

The Curve. #Rubicon

Was sitting in my home office innocently working hard when I suddenly got HARD. Clearly I'm already in holiday mode... #Rubicon

That rainy, horny, not-in-the-mood-to-work Friday feeling. #Rubicon

I don't really have an explanation. Sometimes you just strike a pose and it is what it is... #Rubicon

You get a trio today. #Rubicon

Good lighting is key to selling the illusion. #Rubicon

Somebody fix this softy. #Rubicon

I guess I'm doing some kind of work from home... #Rubicon

Happy Pride! #Rubicon

Casual Saturday vibes. #Rubicon

🫦 #Rubicon

Well, we're horny and drinking mediocre homemade margaritas 🤦‍♂️ #Rubicon

Am I doing Towel Tuesday correctly? #Rubicon

Brunch buffet. #Rubicon

Behold my #LWwNPFCFB (long weekend with no plans Fat Cock Friday boner). #Rubicon

We're hungover. 🫩 #Rubicon

I like this one... #Rubicon

I voted early in my state's primary today and being a civically and politically engaged liberal in the United States always makes me so hard. #Rubicon

Use your imagination. #Rubicon

We love a #WFHFCF. #Rubicon

Phallus #Rubicon