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Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· 12d

August’s Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report is here. Crowley introduced summer holidays to demonic personnel. Hell is now empty and not amused. #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #monthlychaosreport

A distressed, aged-looking official document headed "Hell, Pandemonium LLC. - Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report." Stamped UNRESOLVD (obviously) and forwarded to the Vakashun Department, which someone has noted doesn’t exist and should be created immediately. Subject is Crowley. Classification: Unauthorised Konsept Introduktion. The report details Crowley introducing the concept of summer holiday to Hell’s personnel, resulting in all demons abandoning their posts to go “vakashioning,” torture quotas missed across all departments, and souls left untormented for over two weeks. Crowley also went on holiday WITH Enemy Angel (uninvited? PROBABLY INVITED. IRRELEVANT.) A book about demonic holidays now exists. Who wrote it? Nobody knows. The Angel has a copy. Hell was left understaffed for the entire month. Crowley did not respond when contacted and cited “work life balance.” Actions taken include confiscating floatation devices (Hastur tried to hide his), placing Eric under surveillance due to concerning levels of self-awareness since vacation, and Legal demanding a formal vacation policy. The report ends with a question aimed at the attached evidence photo, asking “WHY IS LIGUR THERE? ISN’T HE DED?” with the answer: “WE DON’T KNOW EITHER.” Forwarded to the Existential Krissis Department. Attached evidence photo shows Crowley and Aziraphale on sun loungers on a Mediterranean beach. Hastur and Ligurnare enjoying the sea and two Eric's are deep in conversation.

Detailed view of the "evidence photo", a full illustration of a busy Mediterranean beach on a sunny day. In the foreground, Aziraphale reclines on a sun lounger in a wide brimmed hat, sunglasses, and a white swimsuit, holding a cocktail and reading a book titled “Sun, Sin and Sunscreen - The Ultimate Guide to a Demon’s First Holiday.” Beside him, Crowley is stretched out shirtless on a sun lounger in black swim shorts and sunglasses, completely relaxed, arms behind his head. Between them on a small table sits a bottle of whiskey and sunscreen. In the water behind them Hastur and Ligur splash around, wearing pink duck and flamingo inflatables. Further along the beach, two Eric's sit cross-legged on a beach towel, drink in hand, deep in conversation. The whole scene radiates the energy of people who have absolutely no intention of going back to work.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· 12d

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures. #slorch #slorchweek #goodomens #pepelepew

Side-by-side comparison showing Pepé Le Pew holding a rose between his teeth on the left, next to a cartoon drawing of Slorch mimicking the exact same pose.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· 13d

There’s only one thing to do when you’re drowning in work, art class assignments, and life has the audacity of happening. That one thing is sketching #Slorch He is sprinting after his angel with hearts floating off his head like a cartoon character who has just been conked on the noggin by love.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· 13d

I think we have the same jacket! 😂

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jul 5

I said I’d show you the snowglobe #tattoo once it's done, so here we are! The tattoo artist is incredible and executed my design better than I dared hope. I will be showing it to strangers unprompted for the rest of my natural life. 🥹 In every universe. Time after time. 🔮 #goodomens #aziracrow

A fine line tattoo on the upper arm. A snow globe contains A.Z. Fell and Co. bookshop, its windows glowing warm yellow and its facade in soft reds and stone tones. The Bentley is parked outside in black linework. Small snowflakes are scattered inside the globe, with soft blue watercolour shading inside the sphere. The cursive text “In every universe” arches above the globe and “time after time” curves below, both in elegant fine line script. The tattoo follows the original single continuous line design.

The original digital single line tattoo design on a white background. A snow globe in fine line style contains A.Z. Fell and Co. bookshop with the Bentley parked outside and small snowflakes scattered throughout the interior. Soft watercolour washes in pale blue, reds, and warm yellow accent the design. The cursive text “In every universe” arches above and “time after time” curves below in matching script.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jul 1

We may have identified the source of the current European #heatwave. Aziraphale just wanted to enjoy a proper summer #picnic and cranked the thermostat up to turn Europe into a terrarium. Gotta keep the snusband comfortable! #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #MonthlyChaosReport #HeavenInc

A formal Heaven Inc. Angelic Resources Incident Report, styled as an official bureaucratic document with gold and cream colouring. The report details Incident #84, filed July 1st, concerning Aziraphale (Principality, Eastern Gate Division, Retired) and an unauthorised adjustment of Earth’s global thermostat by +4.2 Celestial Units for personal picnic comfort. Consequences listed include seventeen European heat emergencies, depleted ice cream reserves, and ducks receiving unauthorised frozen peas rations. An attached photograph shows Aziraphale and Crowley on a picnic blanket in St James’s Park, surrounded by ducks and an elaborate spread of food. Disciplinary action includes a ban from climate interfaces and confiscation of a scone.

A warm, detailed digital illustration of Aziraphale and Crowley relaxing on a tartan picnic blanket in St James’s Park, London, with London Eye visible in the soft background. Aziraphale reclines with his eyes closed and a peaceful smile, holding a glass of lemonade, dressed in his cream waistcoat and light shirt. Crowley lies beside him in his signature black, sunglasses on, one arm behind his head, looking unbothered. The picnic spread between them includes sandwiches, scones, tea, and a jug of lemonade. Fourteen ducks are gathered on and around the blanket.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 29

#Slorch cosplay is coming along! Still have a lot of work ahead with the wig before I lather my face with white, black and red paint and enter @theineffablecon.bsky.social cosplay competition! Full cosplay progress here: www.patreon.com/Ruby_Gold/po...

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 22

Okay but why is that Bill Murray?!

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 21

Around the same time I also did a lighting study aka “drawing one (1) extremely handsome demon and then yeeting him into every lighting scenario imaginable.” Here are a few of my favourites #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #crowley

A painted portrait of Crowley in warm golden hour light, rendered in rich amber and yellow-green tones. He is depicted from the shoulders up, face turned upward and slightly to the side, expression open and almost unguarded. His auburn hair is swept back. His serpent eyes glow amber in the warm light. Freckles are scattered across his nose and cheeks. The background is a soft blur of golden-green foliage. The overall effect is warm, glowing, and devastatingly handsome.

A painted portrait of Crowley from the shoulders up, face tilted upward and to the side. The lighting is dramatic three point lighting against a neutral dark grey background to create a strong contrast between highlight and shadow across his features. His skin appears very pale and sculpted, with deep shadows defining his jaw, neck, and collarbone. Freckles are scattered across his nose, cheeks and shoulders. His auburn hair is swept back. His serpent eyes catch the light sharply. The overall effect is supposed to be stark, high contrast, and almost sculptural.

A painted portrait of Crowley from the shoulders up, face tilted upward and to the side in the same pose as the previous studies. The lighting is warm incandescent, bathing his skin in amber and sandy brown tones against a warm beige-brown background. The warmth of the light brings out his freckles more prominently across his face, neck, and shoulders. His auburn hair glows with reddish warmth. His serpent eyes are amber in the warm light. This drawing is supposed to feel warm and lived-in, like candlelight or a dim indoor bulb.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 21

A while ago I was left unsupervised with caffeine & intrusive artistic thoughts which lead me to “experiment”. Oh yeah, and my hand gave #Aziraphale an earring because I can absolutely see Aziraphale having worn an earring at some point in history.   #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow

A close-up painted portrait of Aziraphale rendered in warm golden and teal tones. He is looking directly at the viewer with a small, knowing smile, his head tilted slightly forward. His short silvery-blond hair is loosely styled. A small pearl stud earring is visible in his ear. I aimed for a loose and expressive painting style with with visible brushwork to give it a warm, intimate quality.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 18

Thank you so much @goodomenshq.bsky.social! The stickers are beautiful and HUGE! Once again everything was packed with so much love and I didn't expect the free bookmark! 😭😍🤍

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 9

The first two photos I saved from #GoodOmens

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 7

While I was in the zone I also made this ornamental/neo-traditional with wings and banners and another fine line with a feather wreath. I am by no means a tattoo artist but if any of these speaks to you: take it, adapt it, make it yours.

An ornamental tattoo design in black and grey line art. The same snow globe with the bookshop and Bentley is flanked by two large detailed angel wings. Decorative scrollwork and swirling filigree surround the globe. A banner across the top reads “In every universe” and a banner across the bottom reads “time after time.”

fine line tattoo design in black ink. The snow globe containing the bookshop and Bentley is framed by two large detailed feathers forming a wreath or laurel shape on either side. Decorative curl details surround the globe. The text “In every universe” curves above the globe and “time after time” is written in cursive script below.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 7

I was waiting for #go3 before getting my next #GoodOmens tattoo. Just in case. Well, there was a just in case… I love minimal, fine line tattoos so I made this snowglobe that’s going on my arm in 3 WEEKS and "excited" is the understatement of 6000 years! #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #tattoo

A single line fine line tattoo design. One continuous line forms both the lettering and the snowglobe itself, containing A.Z. Fell and Co. bookshop and the Bentley parked outside, with small snowflakes scattered inside the globe. The design is accented with a soft watercolour wash. The text “In every universe” arches above in cursive script formed by the same continuous line, and “time after time” curves below.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 6

Perfection 😂

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 6

My mood 99% of the time

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 6

I have never noticed how #Aziraphale breaks the fourth wall in this scene and I’m howling 😂 #goodomens #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 3

PACKIDGE!!! Asa's bow tie arrived and it's so so pretty 😭🤍

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· Jun 1

Hell's Incident Report for June has landed. #Crowley was caught fraternising but also, accidentally, delivering exceptional human disruption. All while committing "Unauthorised Happyness" against a certain angel’s temple. Happy Pride 🌈 #goodomens #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow #MonthlyChaosReport

Alt text Image 1: A distressed, aged-looking official document headed “Hell, Pandemonium LLC. — Infernal Resources Monthly Incident Report.” Stamped Urgent and Ongoing in red, with “WE HATE THIS” scrawled across the top. Month: June. Subject: Crawley/Crowley. Original classification “Gross Misconduct” is crossed out and replaced with “COMPLICATED.” The incident summary describes Crowley being caught consorting with Enemy Angel Aziraphale at a human Pride event. Hell’s initial assessment declares the case watertight, destruction imminent, with “FINALLY” written in red and increasingly unhinged annotations. A second assessment from Legal overrides everything: during the reporting period Crowley ensured Pride events ran without incident, causing traffic disruption in 47 city centres, productivity loss, public space occupation, and noise complaints in 23 districts. Combined disruption index: EXCEPTIONAL. Since Hell specifically contracted for human disruption, Legal’s case for commendation is watertight. The document ends with “SATAN DAMN IT” stamped in large red letters and the defeated note: “We really thought we had him this time.” An attached evidence photo shows Crowley pressing a kiss to Aziraphale’s temple while Aziraphale smiles with his eyes closed, both wearing Pride badges against a backdrop of a Pride flag and celebrating crowd.

Detailed evidence photo: Full illustration of Crowley and Aziraphale, arm in arm, at Pride, framed in gold. Crowley leans down to press a gentle kiss to Aziraphale’s temple. Aziraphale leans into him, eyes closed, smiling softly, one hand resting on Crowley’s arm, which is wrapped around Aziraphale's shoulders. Crowley wears a nonbinary Pride pin badge rading "Protected by an angel" and rainbow beaded bracelets. Aziraphale wears a rainbow bow-tie and a trans pin badge reading “This Angel Protects Trans Lives.” A progressive Pride flag fills the background along with a softly rendered celebrating crowd.

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· May 23

What did Asa say to Anthony? An interactive wrong answers only 🧵 I start:

Ruby Gold 🤍🖤@rubygold· May 23

So, #Aziraphale and #Crowley are still very much into the free-will-for-humans thing. But that doesn’t mean that they can’t give #Asa and #Anthony very specific advice about pastries and duck nutrition. I wrote a tiny story to go with this: tinyurl.com/56rb4tha #goodomens #aziracrow #GO3 #comic