Ruby Roberts
@rubyroberts
28 | UK | she/her | 🏳️⚧️ | 🔞 I write smut stories about lesbians and terrible, sinister, evil women! Hey, check out all my links and such here:
Sometimes I miss accounts who used to post dumb posts I like. There was one I followed and I liked her silly posts a lot, but the internet was clearly taking a significant toll on her mental health so I'm glad she eventually quit for that reason but still. This is the one post of hers I have saved.
I forgot to post the original drawing of this blorbo. Dr. Sasha Diego, cosmetic surgeon and "friend" of Sammy Dazzle and Sandra Delaware. She doesn't like either of them. But Sammy goes through plenty of wives she wants work on. And Sandra HAD a wife to do work on.
I saw a song where Miku is an abusive boss and I was immediately like, "That's a Delaware," so... Drawover from Another Cup by bunnycat: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYD...
Winner of the Local Newsie Award for Most Interns Beaten Unconscious 15 years running. (Art by @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social, I am going FERAL!)
The three-headed beast has been driven into a frenzy... (Art by @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social)
The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
Sandra Delaware, War Correspondant, reporting LIVE from me and the gang playing Helldivers
You'd think someone would stop Sandra Delaware after weeks of the news just being this, but anyone who has tried has ended up going mysteriously missing.
The devs seem to have leaned into it hard durin development, so... Maybe. The vids with most views lean into it, so... Idk, it seems so forced. Like, I think she would be more appealing if they just had her be a bluehaired tomboy in a jumpsuit and they DIDN'T try to go "Don't you want to FUCK her?"
The context for this is the protaganist going "Hey, there's some weird holes in the wall here. What's up with that?"
I mean, compare it to some of the earliest doodles I did of Gemini and the difference is stark!
More blorbos from GxG by @corruptivespirit.bsky.social can YOU *points into camera* tell who's who?
finally got gyre prime and only now realising that gyre basically has a built-in posture collar
a v smol Amy Dixon from Gears x Gems by @corruptivespirit.bsky.social!!!
average mockingbird conversation (Euryale is @corruptivespirit.bsky.social's and Wire Mother is @charlatanmonarch.bsky.social's!)
Red the Business Deer gets a job at a local radio station, oblivious to the fact that a certain news anchor has been feuding with the station for weeks. (Red belongs to @corruptivespirit.bsky.social!)
spiral eyes fingers in mouth teto let's fucking GOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkGS...