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Runs Like Mud

@runslikemud

7x marathoner, wife, mother & foodie. Lover of Guinness, whisky, & New England. She/her.

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Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· 1d

The star car from Arrested Development

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jul 8

Post from mikezack: “I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes” is the new “I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school.”

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jul 7

A telemetry from Anthony Citrano: It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jul 6

Picture of the 2026 Norway World Cup football team in full Viking dress with mountain, water, and Viking ships behind them.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jun 25

Cartoon of the Supreme Court raising the confederate loser flag, à la Iwo Jima.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Apr 24

Apparently the 1st photo is fake, this is real. Better?

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Apr 22

Sweet potato casserole. Usually served at American Thanksgiving. Take a delicious, nutritious sweet potato (yam) which is already sweet, add brown sugar & top with marshmallows. I cannot even think about eating it, I get a cavity thinking about it. It’s served with the meal, not even as a dessert.

A sweet potato casserole topped with broiled marshmallows in an aqua-colored dish. Blech.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 19

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 11

Tweet: It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jan 30

A tweet from 2020: Anthony Citrano ® @acitrano •

It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jan 22

Hey now, that’s the Princess of Arizona you’re talking about

SNL spoof of Meghan McCain, the Princess of Arizona. A blonde woman with a black shirt on & red cardigan sweater.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Dec 15

Such a piece of shit

A bottle of champagne in a fridge with an orange tag: is he dead yet?

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Nov 21

A dog looking out a window, says Every morning I wake up and check, “Is he dead yet?” and no one wonders who I’m asking about.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Oct 18

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Oct 18

No Kings Hartford

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Oct 3

Picture of Ozzy Osbourne at a concert, says “Generals gathered in their masses listening to two dumbasses”

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Sep 10

Bif Tannen from Back to the Future as a caricature of mango Mussolini

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Sep 2

Baby Billy Freeman from The Righteous Gemstones Elixir ad

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jul 27

A black yard sign with white print, says : Is he dead yet?

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jul 21

You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

The Godfather movie poster

The Godfather Part II movie poster

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jun 28

White dog with brown head & face on hind legs looking out a window, says “EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND CHECK, "IS HE DEAD YET?'"
AND NO ONE WONDERS WHO I'M ASKING ABOUT.”

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jun 24

Winnie the Pooh & Piglet in a forest:

"Is he dead yet?" asked
Piglet.
"No," said Poo.
"Fuck," said Piglet.

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jun 20

A tweet from 2020: “It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.”

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Jun 11

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?

Big Bird on the back of a horse drawn carriage, picture says “we ride at dawn bitches”

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· May 20

Wait, he’s white?

Rebecca and her mum from Ted Lasso on a bed watching a music video with Rick Astley singing

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 28

Screenshot of a tweet: Anthony Citrano & @acitrano • Follow
It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face.
7:54 PM • Sep 7, 2020

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 17

(Always must be said in Michele’s voice from Derry Girls

Michelle from Derry Girls tv show holding a tray of flaming shots & smiling

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 17

Sláinte, motherfuckers!

Picture of 4 shots of whiskey together on a tabletop

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 7

Janey Godley holding a sign outside a trump golf course, sign says ‘Trump is a Cunt’ in blue lettering on a white background

Runs Like Mud@runslikemud· Mar 2

“I LOVERMONT” (I love Vermont) in white letters, on a green background with dark green silhouette of the state, a red heart as the O in love