Russ Jones
@russincheshire
Author of the ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Erin Callahan thrillers, and some politics nonsense. Wulferhampton interloper. Twat.
I hope that when they finally come to persecute me for being an icon of masculinity, I'm dressed as one of the gay pirates from Arrested Development.
More ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews. So far, every single one is a perfect 5. Thank you!! Grab a copy and enjoy yourself this weekend. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...
Today I finished writing my next book - and the last of the illustrations. "Baxter: The Wolf That Chews Rocks" tells the story of dogs through the prism of one weird little farting machine. Coming in Sept. I'm looking for ARC volunteers soon. Reply if you're interested.
I hate to show off (I don't really) but my Erin Callahan thrillers are getting perfect 5 star ratings from almost everybody. Grab one and give it a try. (Start with Book 1) Free on Kindle Unlimited or from £4.99 to buy. Also helps me feed my dog. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV...
Let's take this bit at a time. The editor of The Spectator, defender of the working class, and protector against immigrants is privately educated former Tory minister Baron Gove of Torry, formerly in relationships with an American, another American, and then a woman raised in Rome. 1/
Ahem. I’ve written a book about Baxter. Not just a memoir about one ridiculous dog, but a funny, illustrated exploration of how wolves became the idiots farting on our sofas. Coming this autumn. I’ll be looking for ARC readers soon. Reply if you’d like to know when applications open.
Thankfully for Farage, the Reform party isn't full of malignant little sacks of backstabbing shit, who emit such a stench of raw ambition that it can bring down light aircraft, and will see this as a great opportunity to leak more poison into the press, destroy Nigel, and take over the party.
This breaking news could have broken at any point in the last 16 to 18 years.
Convicted fraudster George Cottrell only gave undeclared money to "Daddy" – I mean Farage – because he's committed to keeping him safe, as can be seen in this photo of Cottrell not noticing Daddy's face is covered in egg white.
Robert Jenrick was found to have unlawfully helped a Tory donor avoid £50m in tax, and served under Boris Johnson at the time BoJo's COVID parties turned 10 Downing Street into *literally* the most lawbreaking address in the country.
The ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews for the Erin Callahan thrillers keep on coming. Thank you, everybody! From £4.99 to buy, or free if you subscribe to Kindle Unlimited.
The ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews for the latest Erin Callahan novel keep on coming. So far, every single one is a perfect score. Thank you! www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV8
I bet she wishes she knew somebody who had the power to regulate X, so she didn't have to just turn her back while it continues to poison society.
The fifth Erin Callahan book currently has perfect 100% ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ reviews. Every single one. The previous four were shit, obviously, but this time I accidentally got something right. The whole series is free on Kindle Unlimited. Or from £4.99 to buy. amzn.eu/d/05Cudu8w
NEWS!! Woman Who Isn't Involved In Politics Experiences Consequences Of Policies We Support.
Thank you for the latest reviews! Baby's Breath is only 99p until Monday. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV8
I quite like my little "I did this" bookshelf. Not bad for 2½ years' work. Next up is a six-week palate cleanser before Erin Callahan returns. It's about dogs, the little maniacs who live with us, as seen through my own experience. Baxter: The Wolf Who Chews Rocks. Coming in Sept/Oct
Baxter has only limited interest in the new covers for the Erin Callahan series. Baby's Breath is just 99p (I know, I'm amazed too) until Monday. Rip me off now and read it later, on a sun lounger, while pretending to listen to your partner. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0G2CDCMV8
In twenty years' time, the politicians who fought Net Zero so they could buy the votes of idiots and pocket those sweet, sweet oil donations will be remembered alongside history's great villains. Actually, scratch that. Nobody before them ever gambled with an entire planet.
(Hopefully) my final quotes from The Decade In Tory today. Reclaiming patriotism from the far right.
A reminder that Brexit's architects admitted in parliament that their key argument for Brexit was entirely invented. (From The Decade In Tory)
A reminder of what came immediately after the vote (also from The Decade In Tory)
It's a good gag, but polls show the biggest reason for voting Labour (48%) was "to get rid of the Tories." Policy was 5% Starmer was 1% If you're gonna credit anybody, it should probably be Liz Truss, Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak.
I wrote this prediction about Starmer in my final book about the Tories (which was published on the day of the general election). Felt quite ballsy at the time, to put this in print before the man had set foot in Downing Street. Feels obvious now.