can check

there has simply never been a happier dog that got to go on a stroll

saw a goddamn double rainbow while it very lightly drizzled in the most tranquil way today, and it legitimately moved me

who among us doesn’t love washing their dog’s piss, saliva, and mud-stained bed after a month of use, only for him to immediately spend all night digging on it with fury and licking it with obsession to re-seed his scent? uh, couldn’t be me

WIDEEEEEEEEE open 2 on 1 and you don’t even TRY a pass to the 6-foot-5 xenomorph in the middle of the field?

in today’s conversation with old man z, he is preparing in earnest to fight vampires by hanging garlic bunches in his garage:

lebron after including “oil” on his list of pros for the mavs

had a good day

mbappe and dembele

the king of all kings 👑🤴🏼

saw a lake that hangs out today

the bears are going to make darnell wright -- an all-pro and the guy people made fun of them for drafting over jalen carter -- one of the richest offensive linemen in nfl history in the next year or so meanwhile, the eagles -- the EAGLES -- are waffling about paying carter 💅

if the knicks can finally win the nba finals in the internet age, the bears can finally win the super bowl. all i’m gonna say

what adam silver’s nba wants wemby to be versus what he actually is

i will never, ever have a better friend than this dog

what a game, man. gonna be really hard not for it to be my goty, i think. what a masterpiece

6th try, now i never have to play this game again

so begins 3+ months of never stepping outside between the hours of 11 am to 8 pm. what joy

grace parts vs. leon parts in resident evil 9

AND a $21 million raise for shai coming in a year. god, it’s so beautiful

peace out thunder

eh, close enough

donovan mitchell and james harden in the fourth quarters of pistons-cavs

no offense to him, because he was hurt, but if this is actually true, then no wonder the nuggets got first-rounded

the brightest minds are talking and gabbing about football and all its beauty at the other place

“naming a video game you’ve completed more than six times is trickier” ever wanted to play a game where you look like a boy band member who is inexplicably as acrobatic as a gold-medal gymnast, is a killing machine, and the plot is zombie anime, but in spain? boy do i have the game for you!

my football team has no DL in an apparent sb window my basketball team just watched its first title window end i dunno when my hockey team will be good again my favorite tennis player has lost her form poland isn’t in the US world cup good thing i derive no meaning or joy from sports. phew!