Ben
@safers
Bit of a rotter, will work for food. Owns way too many shoes. He/him (fe/ei 🏴 ) I try to be a good ally Tell your cat I said hi. (Previously known as @safeasfuck)
Awww. He looks a handsome bastard. This little bollocks, our first ever cat who just wandered in soaking wet one stormy November evening. He saved my life, then cost us £2k and was so radioactive for a few weeks we weren’t allowed to take him home He had a McFlurry on his last day. Took me
For a few days so Mrs safe took him to the vet. 45 mins later I get a call “if you want to say goodbye to Sammy you’d better get over here” Turned out he had liver cancer. Just the lyrics set me off. absolutely encapsulate how I felt / feel about him Nos dda bach x
Given the amount of that type of Yank with an opinion cropping up today to tell us all about soccerball or how we should feel about politicians we’ve never heard of or give a fuck about, I think this needs another airing
Oasis at Knebworth then. I could never better the first one so I’m not going to try We invented “vodka tits” at membury services. - approx 3L of vodka in balloons, in ziplock bags, in oversized bras Somehow we ended up with a load of plastic bowls, which we (probably quite annoyingly) marketed
I’ve just ghetto rigged the kitchen sink plumbing so I can get hot water into a garden hose to top up the paddling pool so it’s not unpleasantly cold. If anyone needs me I’ll probably be sat in here till the sun goes down
That one in west wales. Very strange place. They had a barn full of old dolls, and did a Crystal Maze thing around an old disused part of the factory (where I got this pic)
Seeing as it’s festival/outdoor gig season, a li’l reminder If you’re sat on someone’s shoulders, you aren’t “living your best life” you’re being a selfish bollix blocking the view of at least 15 folks behind you. Folks who’ve also paid £70+ Rest assured I *will* throw stuff at you
Facebook memories reminding me that…. a) this time 8 years ago we were in Rome seeing Pearl Jam And b)I’ve always been a hilarious motherfucker
I’m not about to add anything to the current political debate. Especially when my opinion has already been voiced elsewhere by parties with a bigger voice then mine
