is that a threat, or a promise?

get parped dumbass

okay i got a cornet. i got a sharte. i got TWO in.lizards feeling pretty good about going into this cave

more games should let you busk in the town square

okay but don't do it on the bed, grandpa sleeps there

thinking about how being a poor kid in the 90s meant a lot of my toys were shitty complicated things from the 80s that we got at thrift stores, like the teddy ruxpin that didn't read tapes, or the alphie II without any punch cards

orrrrrrr

Marl Oukoku no Ningyou Hime (マール王国の人形姫)

mentally i'm here

read you loud and clear

just missed my heart

let's partyyyyyy

leave it to the CIS to keep fucking up my day

good morning 😘

me when my girlfriend asks why twisted metal 3 and 4 suck so much

MY FRIEND GOT ME A BOTTLE OF SPEZI 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭

i love the design on these bands with all the superfluous text, it's very Street Fighter III The New Generation

me and the girls when we find a mushroom

i'm nothing if not consistent

to my brazilian peeps: what is the brand name of this asparagus? 🔳 weekend 🔳 fuck it

i get what they mean about the shapes but it sounds like jingling keys in front of a baby

happy birthday bree animal crossing! 🥰

wait i knew i've seen that guy before

wait nvm i just found out you can LS swap a toyota previa and make it stupid fast

this is a first gen ssangyong rodius btw