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sakura 🌸

@sakura

gay tech nerd and enjoyer of art | @segirly.perfectgra.de <3 | pfp: @rnna.bsky.social | banner: @keyyang.bsky.social

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sakura 🌸@sakura· 16d

somewhat controversial take but this is how i feel about game remakes. if you stop pitting them against each other its fucking sick to experience another teams spin on a game that you love

stick figure standing in front of two cakes, one noticeably less decadent than the other: “Holy shit! Two cakes!”

sakura 🌸@sakura· 22d

my omnifixo arrived :D haven’t been this excited for a new tool in a minute tbh

photo of an omnifixo M4 kit

sakura 🌸@sakura· 22d

reddit is so fucking good sometimes

reddit screenshot

user 1: Ghostty is still better. I have to restart it like once a week. [9 votes]
user 2: Better based on what criteria? [-8 votes]
user 1: I like it more. [ 57 votes]

sakura 🌸@sakura· 27d

thrilling conclusion to this story arc

reddit post titled “You guys! It FREAKING **LIVED** (update in a THOR that was dropped in a mop bucket)

sakura 🌸@sakura· 28d

cuddled up to gf playing slime rancher 2, and every few minutes her screen looks like this because her autonomous drones are crashing the Plort Market

puppy with its brain open getting surrounded by various toxins (some genuine, some conspiratorial) being held above a bed of skulls. the sky is purple

sakura 🌸@sakura· 28d

my girlfriend was obsessed with exactly that for about two months

photo of a new 3ds running pocket card jockey

sakura 🌸@sakura· Jun 21

glad my rss feed nabbed this before it gets axed lmao

ozbargain post titled “ Free Travel through The Strait of Hormuz for 60 Days. Save $2 Million”

sakura 🌸@sakura· Jun 16

what am i doing man

photo of an ayn thor on my lap with ocarina of time on the top screen and an alf discord stream on the bottom screen. i’m wearing cinnamoroll pyjamas

sakura 🌸@sakura· Jun 11

the rj45 connectors i bought are.. canned?

photo of a jar of rj45 connectors with the plastic lid removed. under the plastic lid, there is an unopened can lid with a pull tab

sakura 🌸@sakura· Jun 2

warranty replacement arrived today, i have a cool paperweight now. wife does not agree that it would “go hard as hell” to frame it

photo of a 10TB seagate exos drive on a hatsune miku deskmat

sakura 🌸@sakura· Jun 1

> graphic media > look inside > cli

cat with its face taking up the whole frame of the image

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 25

“Runnin' out of sodas, I might walk to Circle K by myself” - DRAKE & PARTYNEXTDOOR,
"FORTWORTH"

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 22

walked into the bathroom to wash my hands while my gf was taking a shower, and she said "oh no... pervert" with this cadence

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 21

mh collab-coded

step one: create a character in Final Fantasy XIV
step two: Reach level 100. Complete the main scenario quest “Dawntrail.”

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 13

i ❤️ game delisting and dark patterns

discord messages from me:

"had to use the most rancid key site ever to get my hands on a legacy copy of kiwami 2
they had one-time purchase protection and a subscription that repeatedly gets auto-added to your cart, and the prices and fees would change so that no matter what combo of things you purchased the total would be the same"

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 12

this is basically just me sadposting because i saw this shit coming years ago. i made an effort to not participate in the bigotry showcase circlejerking on twitter because it was miserable and this was the inevitable conclusion, but you couldn’t talk people out of it because being pissed has a rush, and it was in the name of Something Good

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 11

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 8

25-50% price increase on the switch 1

photo of a man wearing a backpack with the straps nearly torn off captioned “just let it go bruh… its over 😂😂”

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 8

im really sorry but this is how plexamp feels to me

photo of a red arrow pointed at a green to purple-pink to brown gradient on a doorstep captioned “this unpleasant gradient shows up at your front door”

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 7

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 6

i get the hype now

imessage text reading “texting and driving” with a photo attached of my hands on the wangan midnight maximum tune steering wheel

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 5

my chud son is eating all of my nectar

holding a pikmin named “chud son” in pikmin bloom

sakura 🌸@sakura· May 5

my hand claw gripping a :3 face miku plush

sakura 🌸@sakura· Apr 26

many such cases

ryobi reciprocating saw promotional photo with a part labeled “anti-vibe technology”

sakura 🌸@sakura· Apr 17

snapped an ice tray in half trying to loosen the cubes

“i thought you were stronger” invincible comic panel

sakura 🌸@sakura· Apr 16

ordering a $0.50 IC from mouser, digi-key, etc: minimum order quantity is 10. lead time is 12 weeks. shipping is $20, untracked. we’ve contracted the post to make sure it gets lost

ordering a $0.50 IC from aliexpress: it has been delicately shrink wrapped by chinese artisans. shipping is free, tracked, and at your door in two weeks. you’re gonna get an email asking if you want to be a product tester for their new label printer

sakura 🌸@sakura· Apr 16

was sending out an email glazing the FCC part of the deal?

email from netgear with subject “NETGEAR Is the First Retail Consumer Router Company to
Receive Conditional Approval from the FCC”

sakura 🌸@sakura· Apr 1

warning at the top of a github readme reading “This repository will continue to be maintained !”

sakura 🌸@sakura· Mar 30

okay man

Problem Report for WindowServer
WindowServer quit unexpectedly.
Click "Send to Apple" to submit the report to Apple.

sakura 🌸@sakura· Mar 21

how it feels to be a cyclist not caring about fuel prices rn