Moving from the dope game to the rap game this September.

Republicans trying to reach Mitch McConnell.

BREAKING: Mordecai and the Rigbys has backed out of Freedom 250.

Writers, you no longer have to worry about sending out those scripts riddled with typos. It's all good.

Get your Pez dispensers ready, July 3.

Little low key news from the Snowfall world.

Silo Season 3 promotions have started... on The Drudge Report.

Evil Michael Knight and his truck Goliath will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

Homeboy, if you're having kids to keep from being bored you need to invest in needlepoint or watercolors.

Someone tell your mom California took her crown.

Happy Regular Show Thanksgiving

I'm living in the city, inner city not a farm Steady bombing til I get fatigue in my arm Watchin for the beast cause many artists they shot 'em And beat em in the yards, while doin a top to bottom So pass me a can, not of Old Gold But full blue, sky blue, watch me unfold

This is a sub-skeet.

Who's solving the Louvre robbery?

Haven't lost a pet since I was a kid. This week our beloved Fluffy crossed the rainbow bridge. And, brothers and sisters, it hurts.

Insanity.

Coming from the guy whose constituents wave the Nazi flag. STFU

Now called HBOMax.

"My Raiders belong in L.A.

I had the pleasure of writing for this show. It drops tomorrow. Check it out on Paramount+ #happyface

I just submitted evidence of kids being punished if they refuse DEI indoctrination. I gave the zip code to Springfield and included the following evidence of punishment.

I absolutely LOVE how much effort you are putting into this. You are so, so close.

I found an old flick of some graffiti I did back in the day at a classic graff yard called the Belmont Tunnel. #graffiti

On his way to his nomination hearing. Probably gonna get it too.

I see your Cheers and raise you a Mulder.