Mikko V. Matson / Salish Nomad🌱
@salishnomad
Sailor, animal rights activist, deep ecologist, doodler, vegan, bike advocate, friend to the disenfranchised. “You are not a drop in the ocean. You are the entire ocean in a drop.” —Rumi “In a pearl was absorbed the restlessness of the sea.” —Ghalib 🇫🇮 🏳️🌈
Gifting this to Trump so he can understand the “thousands of years,” of Marxism.
Customer: my bow thruster stopped working. Me: it looks like it’s been underwater. Customer: that’s impossible. Me:
A customer sent me an email describing the symptoms of an electrical problem they’re having. They said they’re experiencing “intermittent AC weirdness.” It must be like some kind of Quantum Physics manifestation. I must now get a T-shirt that says “Experiencing intermittent AC weirdness.”
The proper way to finalize a dictatorial regime. If Trump wants to cosplay Mussolini…then let him ride it out to its eventual destination .
Those who have worked with me know that there are two things I can’t abide…technicians who use oversized hose clamps, and those who don’t cut zip ties off flush. Today I encountered my nemesis…
Client: I welded all my engine fittings myself but my engine is overheating. Me:
The new bike trailer is completed for hauling boat tools around town.
That’s a setback. How can you be out on the water without understanding that there are tides. This person is going to have a rude awakening.
Next to be serviced is the hand bearing compass to get that nasty bubble out of it.
Got the compass back from being serviced. Cross one of a thousand projects off the list.
Boat fail: instead of butt splicing, just twist the wires together—what could possibly go wrong.