Michael Meir Saltzman
@saltzman
Actor/Writer. Previously: Head writer / Fact Checker for Dropout’s Um, Actually… Jack Handey enthusiast. Yeah I was in that anti-Trump weirdo PSA.
Me trying to learn more about mantis ship because I’m reading Children of Strife. It’s alllll coming together now
Me after seeing this calling my friends to tell them they hate crimed me
besides standard ppl online just fully misquoting, check the op The pull is cut to seem like shes saying not to support someone with Arab or Muslim identity, when she’s actually framing it as a campaign strategy critique. Doesn’t make what she said not racist, but it is dishonest/ inflammatory
Today’s practice cause I have to keep remembering to force myself to share them so I don’t slack on practicing even though I am extremely amateurish
Was trying to figure out why this was so particularly funny to me and realized they literally did this:
I am not even watching but I thought of this & needed to get it out of my head
A few questions were worded in ways I had trouble with, but I’m impressed with the level of actually attempting to understand each perspective without judgment that went into this
Like he can go right to whatever afterlife to him is for shitty folks with this:
I feel like the generative AI stuff is in its most natural environment when perusing games on the App Store
*Nodding sagely* I am also as cool and handsome and popular as
Apparently it’s make a terrible comic day and I knew I could nail it
I already had an embarrassment of riches and I barely started looking through my phone… Anyway, pick a Bond you already have on your phone
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like