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samantha riedel@samanthawrites· 7d

they're calling her ozymilfias

edited panel from the penultimate issue of Watchmen (Moore/Gibbons). Ozymandias addresses Rorschach and Nite Owl. "'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?

I MILFified you ten years ago."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· 9d

rewatched the comic-con episode of Psych and tell me why someone in 2006 swiped Brian Bolland's Return of Barry Allen cover for this single piece of set dressing

screenshot from the Psych episode "Shawn vs. The Red Phantom." a cop stands in front of various prints on a curtain at a comic convention. one of them says "the scarlet" above a superhero in a full-body red suit. the figure has clearly been roughly traced from the cover of The Return of Barry Allen by Brian Bolland and flipped 180 degrees.

the Brian Bolland cover, showing a speedster in a Flash costume running through a reel of film. the cover is itself an homage to an earlier Flash cover by Carmine Infantino, Joe Kubert, and Ira Schnapp.

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· 14d

if Goku had been in charge of eating an escape tunnel on Nardo's prison asteroid, Blockade Boy might still be alive ;_;

two panels from Adventure Comics 345. Blockade Boy quickly changes himself into a steel wall in order to protect Matter-Eater Lad from Nardo's ray powers, dying in the process.

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jul 12

Edited screenshot of the Godzilla videogame meme. "Go ahead and destroy the rest of the GOP, Godzilla. Make the people happy"

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 24

GIMP crashed when I was almost done drawing this, but tech failures only make it *easier* to make a terrible comic #makeaterriblecomicday

A four panel comic.

P1: Samantha sits at her computer thinking to herself. "Another day, another internet nightmare..."
P2: Samantha's glasses fill with tears. "Please save us, Juan Soto of the New York Mets"
P3: a sketch reproduction of a news headline and featured image of Soto, reading SOTO OUT OF LINEUP AFTER EXITING WITH BACK TIGHTNESS
P4: Samantha at her computer from behind, still thinking to herself. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to try to escape the wheel of samsara"

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Apr 29

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image:

Lisa wearing a blue cloak on a rock. "Now the effort of writing has made me lightheaded, so I close by saying 'Save is! Save us now!'"

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Apr 8

penile preserving vaginoplasty be like

Screenshot from the above video cropped to read:

FEATURES
HOLE
SHAFT

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Apr 5

THEY ARE RISEN INDEED

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Mar 18

I am intentionally not putting anyone on blast by name here, but the idea that this will provide the justification for "Kavanaugh stops for trans people" is.....not really an accurate read on the situation and imo should not have been spread

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Feb 18

when I asked DOI for comment on this lawsuit, a rep gave me a statement about how NYC was a dangerous shithole and Mamdani and Schumer have better things to do. Neither Mamdani or Schumer have anything to do with the lawsuit filed against DOI/NPS Tuesday. when I asked again they stopped responding

text from the linked article: "A DOI representative accused New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Sen. Chuck Schumer of “political pageantry” for their statements condemning the flag’s removal in a statement sent to Them via email. Neither Mamdani nor Schumer are associated with this week’s lawsuit, although Schumer filed legislation on February 15 to grant the Pride flag federal protections equivalent to the U.S. flag. The DOI and NPS did not return further requests for comment regarding the suit itself."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jan 9

I would wear the costume in question to the grocery store

Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech," a man standing in a crowd to speak his mind

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Dec 18

we cut this for brevity but i do want to point out that RFK is now pretending the May release of his anti-GAC report, with anonymous authors and no peer review, was always supposed to be "preliminary" and the new one represents his "radical transparency" www.hhs.gov/sites/defaul...

excerpt from RFK's declaration "Safety, Effectiveness, and Professional Standards of Care for Sex Rejecting Procedures on Children and Adolescents" (numbers are footnotes referencing other HHS documents)

II. COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF EVIDENCE HHS issued a comprehensive evidence review and best practices assessment regarding pediatric gender dysphoria care on May 1, 2025.17 After the publication of this preliminary report, HHS also invited peer reviews from major medical associations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), the American Psychiatric Association (APA), and the ES, as well as clinical experts and evidence-based medicine methodologists. While both the AAP and the ES declined to participate, HHS received reviews from the APA and seven invited peer reviewers for consideration. The report also engaged with two unsolicited reviews that were previously published in journals. In keeping with its commitment to radical transparency, HHS published all nine peer reviews alongside its detailed responses to each one,18 as well as a final, revised report incorporating the feedback in November 2025.19

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Dec 11

talking to rich people in current year

a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation, "Liaisons." Worf has accused the diplomat Byleth of stealing his poker chips during a game.

Byleth: You would dare accuse me of stealing?
Worf: Yes!
Byleth: You are lying because you are losing the game.
Worf: I am losing because you have been cheating all along!

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Nov 19

yesterday was my 10 year anniversary of starting hrt! here's to another decade of biohacking my endocrine system 🎉

a photograph of a vial of estradiol valerate in a medicine cabinet, shot from below, light reflecting on the metal above it

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Nov 9

Text in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign signs reading "YOU KNOW I'M SUCH A FOOL for YOU"

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Oct 16

“I was married, but I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”

panel from AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #130 (Gerry Conway, Ross Andru, Frank Giacoia, Petra Goldberg, Art Simek). In a workshop, Human Torch and Spider-Man look at the completed Spider-Mobile, a four-wheeler with Spider-Man's costume.

Torch: "...And take a long look at...the SPIDER-MOBILE!"
Spidey: "Now's that's what I call a fiasco."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Sep 10

direct action: it gets the goods

Reporting by Gino Fanelli: "Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site Tuesday in the Park Avenue neighborhood after being confronted by more than 100 protesters.

The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Aug 1

"i'm not really a fan of sitcoms" would it help if I told you the showrunner's character is a dirtbag transfem ecoterrorist who kills a CEO with a crossbow before the opening credits of the first episode

screenshot from The Switch ep1; Chris, dressed in all black and smiling, points a crossbow at a blurry figure in the foreground

screenshot from The Switch ep1; Chris, dressed all in black, points a crossbow at a white man in a suit who is holding his hands in front of him. both are standing in a parking garage

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jul 22

🥳

Application Status: Shipped

The U.S. Department of State has shipped your passport book on 07/21/2025.

We sent your passport book to you using Priority Mail.

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jul 17

Rosa Diaz meme from Brooklyn 99. Rosa (Stephanie Beatriz) holds a picture of Rynn and Preeti from Star Wars kissing (instead of her dog). Edited dialogue: "I've only had Rynn and Preeti for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would carbonite everyone in this room and then myself."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jul 8

as long as we're doing transition timelines, what a difference ten years makes 💖💜

Left, a closeted trans girl with blonde hair and stubble smirks for the camera in 2015. Right, the same trans girl, now with long hair and purple glasses, smiles for the camera in 2025.

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jul 5

impossible to pick a favorite C&H strip but these two panels (not even the punchline!) absolutely destroyed my mom and me when I was a kid. happy 67th birthday to the goat

two panels from Calvin and Hobbes, 3/6/1988. C&H are fighting over the blankets in bed.

P1
H: QUIT PULLING THE BLANKETS, WILLYA?
C: I HARDLY HAVE ANY, YOU HOG! GIMME THOSE!

P2
H: You're letting in cold air! Quit it! Quit it!
C: Serves you right, Mr. Mosty-Toasty! See what it's like being cold!

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 27

SHARIA THEY'LL ENFORCE TRANSGENDER SHARIA

Tony from "West Side Story" singing "Maria"

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 25

several declarations from non-plaintiffs also filed saying State + passport offices are noncompliant "'We don't answer to courts. We get our guidance from the State Department.'" www.courtlistener.com/docket/69623...

8. After some time, someone at the passport office asked to speak with me. He first told me that there was an issue with my photo, and I informed him that I submitted a new photo.
9. He then made a statement to the effect that, "Also, we're not going to give you a passport with a male gender marker." I told him about the injunction, cited the case name, and provided the judge's name. He made a statement to the effect that, "we don't answer to courts. We get our guidance from the State Department." Flabbergasted, I followed up, "You're telling me you don't have to follow the law?" He responded, "We don't."
10. I pleaded that I want to travel with my wife and son as safely as possible. He said that his hands are tied.

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 25

"passport offices [...] have turned PI Class members away, refused to issue passports to PI Class members bearing sex markers that differ from the sex assigned to them under the Passport Policy, [and] stated that all applications seeking such a sex marker are not being processed"

"have brought it if Defendants had shown that they were working in good faith to promptly comply
with the Court’s order. As Plaintiffs informed Defendants before filing this Motion, if Defendants
provided a date certain by which the Preliminary Injunction would be implemented, or sufficient
information about why there is an unexplained delay, Plaintiffs would reevaluate the Motion. But
Defendants are slow-walking compliance, stonewalling class counsel’s and class members’
requests for basic information, and continuing to issue passports with incorrect sex designations
in violation of the Preliminary Injunction. Because time is of the essence for many class members,
Plaintiffs are forced to seek relief from this Court.
The Court prohibited Defendants from enforcing their unlawful Passport Policy against
members of the Classes who are likely to suffer irreparable injury during pendency of this case
(the “Preliminary Injunction Class” or “PI Class”) and ordered Defendants to “permit members of
the PI Class to self-select a sex designation—‘M,’ ‘F,’ or ‘X’—that is different from the sex
assigned to those individuals under the Passport Policy.” Preliminary Injunction at 1–2. The
Preliminary Injunction took effect “immediately.” Id. at 3. Yet passport offices—apparently
following orders from the Department of State—have turned PI Class members away, refused to
issue passports to PI Class members bearing sex markers that differ from the sex assigned to them
under the Passport Policy, stated that all applications seeking such a sex marker are not being
processed, and continue to only issue passports to PI Class members if they accept the sex marker" [cont. next image]

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required by the Passport Policy. The State Department still advises the public on its website that
“we will no longer issue U.S. passports . . . with an X marker” and “only issue passports with an
M or F sex marker that match the customer’s biological sex at birth” as required by the Executive
Order.
While Plaintiffs appreciate that government policy cannot always shift on a dime,
Defendants were able to implement the now-enjoined Passport Policy within just days of the
president’s Executive Order. See Am. Compl. (ECF 76) ¶¶ 84–101. After repeated requests,
Defendants have claimed they are working to comply, asserted that compliance is challenging for
them, and suggested that members of the PI Class with urgent travel needs obtain a passport that
is inconsistent with the Court’s order and later submit an application for a correction. This
response ignores the Court’s clear direction that its Preliminary Injunction ruling took effect
immediately and that Defendants have two options for implementing that ruling: (i) process each
passport application consistent with the applicant’s requested sex designation, or (ii) require
applicants to fill out a simple “checkbox” attestation that they entitled to relief under the
Preliminary Injunction."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 24

posting my own attempts at art is pretty vulnerable but i couldn't bear to miss #makeaterriblecomicday

panel one: Samantha sits at a table staring at her phone.
SAMANTHA: Ugh, more bad news. there's nothing I can do to make this world better...

panel two: Samantha's phone jumps out of her hand. the miniscule face of Vegeta fills the screen.
Vegeta: FOOL!
Samantha: Ahh! The tiny Vegeta who lives in my phone?

panel three: Vegeta crawls partway out of the phone screen to berate Samantha.
Vegeta: A warrior cares not for petty anxieties! If you cannot change your pathetic world today, train until you have the strength to do so! Only by surpassing one's own limits can fate be defied!

panel four: Samantha stands up from her chair, leaving the phone on the table. At the edge of the panel, a window shows a bright, sunny day.
Samantha: Thanks, tiny Vegeta who lives in my phone.
Vegeta: Now do an image search for "Bulma rule 34."
(end)

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 20

it might have happened in a crossover but tim will never live this one down

Tim Drake in BATMAN/PUNISHER (w: Chuck Dixon, p: John Romita Jr)

"Someone with real HACKITUDE is mousing around the LINK FARM. I'm going to have to get to the magic cookie before him and set up a NASTYGRAM for his HOMEBOX."

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· Jun 18

Big fan of Belbe's Armor for casual defender decks, feels like it could be especially great with Felothar's sac ability

Image of Belbe's Armor from Magic: The Gathering

samantha riedel@samanthawrites· May 29

never before has someone's ass been more beat in the quoteskeets

"...that we want to resolve, not exploit."
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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samantha riedel@samanthawrites· May 23